|09-19-2008 05:33 PM|
|gus54||Warning! I suspect Unlimited is an imposter. I suggest you all stay away from him. Bad things may happen. Shhh. Okay...now I'm out.|
|09-19-2008 05:18 PM|
|Unlimited||That's right.... Laugh it up! I told you that USI is serious bidness. Keep mocking us and see where it gets you. Without the USI you would all be in deep, deep trouble!|
|09-19-2008 01:33 PM|
|gus54||I can't believe you are all still around. The "real" USI is probably information gathering. This is no joke. They don't take well to imposters. I suggest a complete change of identity pronto. I'm out.|
|09-19-2008 11:34 AM|
He simply mispoke when he said Illuminati.
|09-19-2008 11:24 AM|
|09-19-2008 11:04 AM|
|hardy1531||I have to say I do feel safer with ya'll out there protecting us from these fakes. Obviously he didn't know the super secret handshake or the cops would have let him go. I bet he gets the probe in jail.......|
|09-19-2008 09:20 AM|
|Darton||LOL this was great! it happened about 20 minutes from my house. Glad to know the Illuminatis are lookin out for us here. I could probably get you all some of whatever he was smokin, I have a cousin.....|
|09-19-2008 09:14 AM|
|09-19-2008 06:56 AM|
Waterboarding and body cavity searches for everyone....
Oh, wait. Someone is knocking on my door. I have to go.
|09-19-2008 01:13 AM|
You wish. My badge is laminated.
|09-19-2008 01:03 AM|
|09-18-2008 11:50 PM|
|09-18-2008 09:06 PM|
|AzTJ||Mission failed indeed.|
|09-18-2008 08:41 PM|
|tiny terror||You're all in trouble now.|
|09-18-2008 05:02 PM|
|kg4kpg||If he's married, he doesn't need his testicl....oh, you said testiMONY.|
|09-18-2008 04:58 PM|
We know where he lives. We're watching him right now......
We have men on the inside who can interrogate him and, if need be, eliminate his testimony.
|09-18-2008 04:56 PM|
|Unlimited||USI is serious bidness......|
|09-18-2008 03:41 PM|
|gus54||Joking about the USI is not wise. The black helicopters are en route. Run.|
|09-18-2008 03:34 PM|
haha that is awesome
made my day!
|09-18-2008 03:01 PM|
|09-18-2008 02:51 PM|
You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon!
|09-18-2008 02:21 PM|
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|09-18-2008 12:59 PM|
|kg4kpg||I want to join...where do I sign up?!|
|09-18-2008 12:30 PM|
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG! I want some of what that kid was smokin'!
An BTW... When I think of "Secret Agent" this image DOESN'T come to mind!
|09-18-2008 12:27 PM|
This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!
On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.
Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!
|09-18-2008 12:25 PM|
|cavediverjc||His United States Illuminati special agent badge is 0931? Mine's 007. Looks like I've got him beaten by a few years........|
|09-18-2008 12:14 PM|
|4point||Yeah, it was definitely the "purple pig in Memphis" uh huh.|
|09-18-2008 12:12 PM|
|09-18-2008 12:04 PM|
mission failed... blue plastic cow still a threat
Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....
Makes you wonder.