|12-06-2014 04:46 PM|
|12-06-2014 04:36 PM|
Today at a convenience store...
"You know, years ago I had an ice chest in my boat with that same handle on the door."
|12-03-2014 01:45 PM|
ha! love it!
Sometimes when I pass a cop on traffic duty who is monitoring speeds I look down at my speedometer. Then I remember I'm driving my Jeep - no way I'm speeding!
|12-03-2014 10:06 AM|
Just a Cop Story and a Tj
Im calling it
I got laid sober
or The Tj and The Cop
A few years back when i was single and full of money, i had my first TJ out for the night on the town on a hot Chicago summer. Some how or another i ended up on a late date clubbing in the suburb of Schaumburg ( not that fun of a place due to the police and lack of stuff to do out side of a mall). On the way home from this lovely establishment i find my self stuck in a DUI road block. Now the fact it was hot as balls and i knew i would be out with no doors and topless with my one foot out the vehicle, i chose not to drink. I also was waiting to be questioned with the biggest smile as the cops were pulling every one out of their cars. To my surprise, the cops waves me by like nothing. So instead of driving on my happy way with this miserable drunk woman, i decided to stop and ask " hey why didn't you pull me overt" and with out missing a beat the cop goes " you cant be that fucking dumb to drive that car out here and be drunk plus"
The only time i appreciated an officers honesty.
I still smile thinking about that story.
|12-03-2014 09:52 AM|
|12-01-2014 10:46 PM|
I don't think I would have sold it if I would have (and could have afforded) bought one with the 4.0 in the first place.
|11-25-2014 08:52 AM|
|Jay_Hawker||The first day I rolled up to work in my jeep my boss said, "what are you, a super hero?" Most of the time people either ask me how I get in it or just tell me that they've always wanted one and are jealous.|
|11-20-2014 07:59 PM|
|Cumberlandcreeper74||97 TJ 4 inch Currie with 1 inch body.|
|11-20-2014 05:31 PM|
|Hewillfly||I had a guy in portland that had just got out of his newer Fj tell me nice jeep! looks like a fun ride! ... made my day.|
|11-19-2014 10:47 AM|
|CPTCO||"Don't you ever wash that thing?"|
|11-19-2014 10:02 AM|
Had a cop let me through a checkpoint after he quizzed me on my lift. He said, "Well, I roll on Currie, so I should take you to jail for that Metalcloak stuff you're running. But my partner here runs Metalcloak, so I have to let you go. Consider yourself warned. Have a good day, sir."
|11-19-2014 09:51 AM|
Happened this past summer and I forgot to post this on here....
First time I had the doors off, no side mirrors. Was at the gas station inside paying for gas then a cop pulls up next to my Jeep. I then leave the store...
"is this your Jeep?"
"why do you not have any doors on?"
"Because its fun..."
At this time I'm worried about getting a ticket.
"you know with any car that doesn't have side mirrors is illegal."
"I could write you a ticket but I will not. My brother has a Jeep and it's a blast to ride without the doors. Just make sure you double check when you're merging. Have a good day."
He drives away. What the hell just happened I said to myself?
|11-19-2014 08:49 AM|
|11-19-2014 01:19 AM|
Got pulled over because my low beams blinded a cop at 4 in the morning. Before I could get the info out of the glove box he had the cuffs out to arrest me for theft and telling me it wasn't my Jeep. His reason? It was black from being driven in coal mud and a 2 door stick. Jeep Girls Rock!
"your Husband's Jeep" Blah, blah, blah. Just keep my mouth shut and think how lucky I am.
Why would someone as short as you want to make that "thing" taller? Fat girls can't Jump, but we can crawl!
|11-19-2014 12:27 AM|
|Blackjack608||I had a guy once come up to me at a gas station as I was filling up once say "valet? (I worked valet over the summer and was filling up before work wearing my shirt) I see you're taking a car for a joy ride, at least you're filling it up for them" which then I said "it's actually mine, people around here are too lazy to drive a stick". This guy wouldn't leave me alone until I left just asking all about my jeep and saying how he loves them how you can take everything off and how he loves the wind yadayadayada. It was funny though lol|
|11-18-2014 11:55 AM|
|11-17-2014 03:57 PM|
Lady today at gas pump:
"How come every time I get in someone's jeep it's full of mosquitos?"
I wish I knew, lady. Believe me...
|11-17-2014 03:23 PM|
I guess there's just not that many around, many people have never seen it before....
|11-17-2014 01:25 PM|
The one I always get:
Them: That an awesome paint job! Where did you get it done?
Me: Its actually factory
(Electric Lime Green Metallic TJ, they never believe its a stock color)
|11-16-2014 09:51 AM|
|The Real Tink||
|11-16-2014 02:18 AM|
Well, at least it was warmer than the motorcycle...
|11-14-2014 10:11 PM|
|The Real Tink|
|11-14-2014 06:00 PM|
|Tinker Bell Monster||
2 things. Both a little funny...
1) filling up at a gas station and dude pulls up behind me...I finished topping off run inside for whatever and dudes still there. He says "hey, I really like your Jeep, that yours? I say yes it's mine...and hop in, drive off.
The reason it's funny; he was driving a lifted FJ and wanted a compliment as well...he might still be waiting.
2) other dumb stupid thing... I've been asked how do I get in? Uh...jump. How do you drive it? Um...the skinny peddle on the right?
Figure it out people, it's not rocket science :rollseyes:
|11-14-2014 05:52 PM|
Was it in reference to anything in particular?
|11-13-2014 12:58 PM|
|aas3356||I was heading to a good friends family get together, which usually involves camping and drinking. When I arrived I was greeted by a drunk guy who I hadn't met. He began to explain that there is a steep 4-wheeler trail that they use to bring coolers and supplies up to camp. He Said "see those four trucks down there? Not one could make it up that trail...it's all up to you..." At this point there was no way I could tell the guy no so I told him to pack the coolers in the back and lets go...not knowing what i was getting myself into. Start crawling up this thing with no problem and this guy is so amazed he can't stop talking about how cool keeps are and how he wants one now...another guy sold on a jeep|
|11-13-2014 11:43 AM|
|mrcarcrazy||Currently the only comments I've gotten are "I thought you sold this" my 01 was also black....so they look similar.|
|11-13-2014 11:38 AM|
|The Real Tink||"Are you crazy?"|
|11-11-2014 01:00 PM|
what kinda milage you get?
If I knew I probably would never drive it.
|11-10-2014 07:04 PM|
|11-10-2014 12:44 PM|
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