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Today 07:57 AM
Fun sized
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Happy Humpday Hemenz!!!
Hope, I have just found a new reason to love your posts!
Today 07:54 AM
jeepergurl67 Happy Humpday Hemenz!!!
Yesterday 09:44 PM
Tippittrg How's everybody tonight? Just realized I haven't been in here for a few weeks. Hope I didn't miss much.
09-28-2014 09:03 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by ArmyofMike View Post
Worst...song...ever!
There was a song? I didn't even notice...I was busy watching :P
09-26-2014 10:16 AM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by jeepergurl67 View Post
That is a cool story and even cooler pics!

Have a great day He men!!!

Have an awesome day Linda!!!
Thanks, you too!

The second pic is me....after I shaved.

09-26-2014 08:12 AM
jeepergurl67
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A few old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot-gut whiskey, and many tall tales...



Frank, from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."



Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."



Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...

That is a cool story and even cooler pics!

Have a great day He men!!!

Have an awesome day Linda!!!
09-25-2014 07:45 PM
1monday
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Originally Posted by USMC 0369 View Post
I try. Now that there's wimmins in here...gotta keep it clean.
don't keep it clean on my account...
09-25-2014 06:30 PM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Worst...song...ever!
09-25-2014 04:37 PM
Fun sized No vageeen jokes here:

http://youtu.be/nxtIRArhVD4
09-25-2014 03:34 PM
CoreyZ Otherwise the crazy bits get us shut down again...
09-25-2014 01:53 PM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by USMC 0369 View Post
I try. Now that there's wimmins in here...gotta keep it clean.
Yeah....no vageeeen jokes.
09-25-2014 12:47 PM
USMC 0369 I try. Now that there's wimmins in here...gotta keep it clean.
09-25-2014 12:39 PM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by USMC 0369 View Post
"Chicago Chad" stands up and says, "Once, I broke a nail while getting on my big horsey... You don't even know how horrible that was. Plus I couldn't get to a salon for like...a week. I almost died."

Stunned silence filled the air...
You are good my friend. HAHA!
09-25-2014 12:30 PM
USMC 0369
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I love those books! I choose page 423!
"Chicago Chad" stands up and says, "Once, I broke a nail while getting on my big horsey... You don't even know how horrible that was. Plus I couldn't get to a salon for like...a week. I almost died."

Stunned silence filled the air...
09-25-2014 12:27 PM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by USMC 0369 View Post
It's one of those make-up your own ending things...
I love those books! I choose page 423!
09-25-2014 12:24 PM
USMC 0369
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...and? What's the rest of the story?
It's one of those make-up your own ending things...
09-25-2014 12:22 PM
ArmyofMike
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Originally Posted by USMC 0369 View Post
A few old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot-gut whiskey, and many tall tales...


Frank, from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."

Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
...and? What's the rest of the story?
09-25-2014 11:47 AM
USMC 0369
Camping with the toughest cowboys...

A few old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot-gut whiskey, and many tall tales...



Frank, from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."



Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."



Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
09-25-2014 11:43 AM
USMC 0369
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that's a nice thought, thanks
...the daters thread is not always my style...(I don't have the filter between my brain and my mouth but my thought process is a bit different)...so now you've been warned...
Any He-Men in here that's skeerrrrd...find the door. On yer way out...throw me a beer.
09-25-2014 11:38 AM
USMC 0369 Sorry I've been UA fellas. My company internet policy is very random on if I can get into WF or if I get the big "DENIED" screen. Go figure.

Been trying to catch up...lots of interesting developments here.
09-21-2014 10:32 PM
1monday haha...I will take that as a compliment...I'm sure that's exactly what the guys at work say when my jeep rounds the corner....except they follow it with a 'YIPPEE!'...(i hope)
09-21-2014 10:26 PM
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that's a nice thought, thanks ...the daters thread is not always my style...(I don't have the filter between my brain and my mouth but my thought process is a bit different)...so now you've been warned...
look out boys...here she comes. We asked for it
09-21-2014 10:12 PM
1monday that's a nice thought, thanks
...the daters thread is not always my style...(I don't have the filter between my brain and my mouth but my thought process is a bit different)...so now you've been warned...
09-21-2014 10:07 PM
Lunatic_Fridge
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Where have all the He-men gone???
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
They all bought powder-blue Priuses and left the Forum
Well I for one haven't left or bought a Powder Blue Prius or taken up Ventriloquism. Just been busy out in the jeep enjoying and then gallivanting around the globe

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Brian, is it offensive if I enjoy this thread more than most? have never commented cause I didn't wanna boo-ed...and then y'all went quiet.
Pretty ladies always class the place up. Least thats my opinion. So come on in and make yourself at home. And no clamming up with the comments. Could make this thread a different viewpoint of the Jeep Daters thread.

Lunatic Fridge
09-21-2014 05:04 PM
Fun sized Lurker!
09-21-2014 04:26 PM
1monday haha...no matter what alfalfa/spanky says, it's probly not a good idea for me to cause any waves in here...so i'll just keep my comments to myself
09-21-2014 04:22 PM
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Brian, is it offensive if I enjoy this thread more than most? have never commented cause I didn't wanna boo-ed...and then y'all went quiet.
You've yet to offend me, Kerri. I'm not in charge here, but it's "He-man club" not "He-man woman-haters club." That was the Little Rascals. Maybe ask Spanky or Alfalfa
09-21-2014 04:14 PM
1monday Brian, is it offensive if I enjoy this thread more than most? have never commented cause I didn't wanna boo-ed...and then y'all went quiet.
09-21-2014 04:02 PM
Fun sized They all bought powder-blue Priuses and left the Forum
09-20-2014 05:37 PM
backwards Where have all the He-men gone???
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