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Today 10:54 PM
Jagraves
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Originally Posted by JGreen06TJ View Post
I was at Target tonight. Nothing worth looking at there. Where I shop, when I see skin tight pants I wish they were much larger...
At least it wasn't Walmart!!!
Today 10:54 PM
Tinker Bell Monster
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Originally Posted by JGreen06TJ View Post
I was at Target tonight. Nothing worth looking at there. Where I shop, when I see skin tight pants I wish they were much larger...
WTF?

The pants or the people.
Today 10:54 PM
JGreen06TJ
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Originally Posted by Tinker Bell Monster View Post
Hey B

This is the earliest I've been in bed on a Friday in a looooong time
I was going to ask you if you were going to stay up and drink your way through this break like you did at Thanksgiving? Enjoy it while you're young, when you get to my age its a lot tougher to stay up drinking all night.
Today 10:51 PM
JGreen06TJ
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
wow.. Healthy attitude on the ex's decision. So if I was living your life, were you checking out that cashier's ass to? Man those jeans were painted on!
I was at Target tonight. Nothing worth looking at there. Where I shop, when I see skin tight pants I wish they were much larger...
Today 10:51 PM
SouthernBelle0621
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Good evening A wow.. Healthy attitude on the ex's decision. So if I was living your life, were you checking out that cashier's ass to? Man those jeans were painted on!
Oh B.... Lol
Today 10:50 PM
Jagraves It's been awhile. Glad to see the thread still active.
Today 10:48 PM
Tinker Bell Monster Hey B

This is the earliest I've been in bed on a Friday in a looooong time
Today 10:46 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by Tinker Bell Monster View Post
Hmm
Good evening A
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Originally Posted by JGreen06TJ View Post
Nah, she traded me in for a much younger model and I don't think she's ever looked back. New guy and I are complete opposites. Didn't really understand it at first but it's none of my business as long as my daughter's cared for. Brian, you're living my life tonight. It is pretty self-destructive and unlike Jason, I haven't been good at leveling out. I eat out way too frequently and need to get back in the gym. I also eat cereal out of Tupperware bowls frequently. I thought it was just me.
wow.. Healthy attitude on the ex's decision. So if I was living your life, were you checking out that cashier's ass to? Man those jeans were painted on!
Today 10:42 PM
JGreen06TJ
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Originally Posted by jeepergurl67 View Post
Its a crime that your single John! Your ex must be regrettin...
John
Nah, she traded me in for a much younger model and I don't think she's ever looked back. New guy and I are complete opposites. Didn't really understand it at first but it's none of my business as long as my daughter's cared for.

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Mrs B is working, the kids are out, and am eating dinner in Costco...further proof that if left to my own devices too long I would self-destruct. This may be the worst pizza I've ever eaten
Brian, you're living my life tonight. It is pretty self-destructive and unlike Jason, I haven't been good at leveling out. I eat out way too frequently and need to get back in the gym. I also eat cereal out of Tupperware bowls frequently. I thought it was just me.
Today 10:27 PM
Tinker Bell Monster Hmm
Today 10:27 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
I believe you're still supposed to wash Tupperware bowls, no?
Technically speaking, yes. :P
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I did rinse it out & put it in the dishwasher. I didn't want to wash multiple dishes, pans, etc... all the dishes that accumulate when you actually cook something
Seems like a well thought out strategy
Today 09:48 PM
whetstone
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
I believe you're still supposed to wash Tupperware bowls, no?
I did rinse it out & put it in the dishwasher. I didn't want to wash multiple dishes, pans, etc... all the dishes that accumulate when you actually cook something
Today 08:39 PM
SouthernBelle0621 I believe you're still supposed to wash Tupperware bowls, no?
Today 08:21 PM
whetstone
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Was the cereal right out of the box?
Tupperware bowl...
Today 08:15 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
Lmao awww poor B. I've never been in a Costco, isn't it sort of like a SAMs club? I know they've got awful pizza lol
exactly..although I've never been in a SAMs club.

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I found that the self destructive behavior levels off after the first few weeks of being unsupervised. Although I did eat frosted flakes for dinner last night because I didn't want to dirty any dishes & then have to wash them
it didn't for me when I was separated, but that was 23 years ago...I may have matured a tiny bit. Was the cereal right out of the box?
Today 08:08 PM
whetstone
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Do you also get the ocular paralysis? You know...when you can't move your eyes away from certain regions of her body?
I didn't know there was a name for it, but yes! I thought at first there was some sort of mind trick they were playing on me, but now I'm pretty sure it's my allergy
Today 08:06 PM
whetstone
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Mrs B is working, the kids are out, and am eating dinner in Costco...further proof that if left to my own devices too long I would self-destruct. This may be the worst pizza I've ever eaten
I found that the self destructive behavior levels off after the first few weeks of being unsupervised. Although I did eat frosted flakes for dinner last night because I didn't want to dirty any dishes & then have to wash them
Today 08:06 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by whetstone View Post
I have found that I'm allergic to blondes, brunettes, redheads... I get shortness of breath, perspiration, and uncontrollable swelling when they get too close
Do you also get the ocular paralysis? You know...when you can't move your eyes away from certain regions of her body?
Today 08:03 PM
SouthernBelle0621
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Mrs B is working, the kids are out, and am eating dinner in Costco...further proof that if left to my own devices too long I would self-destruct. This may be the worst pizza I've ever eaten
Lmao awww poor B. I've never been in a Costco, isn't it sort of like a SAMs club? I know they've got awful pizza lol
Today 08:02 PM
whetstone
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Originally Posted by whetstone View Post
I have found that I'm allergic to blondes, brunettes, redheads... I get shortness of breath, perspiration, and uncontrollable swelling when they get too close
I also get memory loss, say stupid things, and my eyes get a tendency to keep drifting downward. All in all, it's really a terrible condition...
Today 08:01 PM
Fun sized Mrs B is working, the kids are out, and am eating dinner in Costco...further proof that if left to my own devices too long I would self-destruct. This may be the worst pizza I've ever eaten
Today 07:59 PM
whetstone
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
you're allergic to hot blondes....poor Donnie
I have found that I'm allergic to blondes, brunettes, redheads... I get shortness of breath, perspiration, and uncontrollable swelling when they get too close
Today 07:56 PM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by mackdj1 View Post
At first i thought an allergy.....caused swelling.....just sayin
you're allergic to hot blondes....poor Donnie
Today 07:52 PM
whetstone
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Originally Posted by jeepergurl67 View Post
Its a crime that your single John! Your ex must be regrettin... John
That was pretty smooth John. Well played sir
Today 07:46 PM
jeepergurl67
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Originally Posted by JGreen06TJ View Post
Baby, I bet you feel real good...
Its a crime that your single John! Your ex must be regrettin...

John
Today 07:20 PM
JGreen06TJ
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Originally Posted by jeepergurl67 View Post
Ha ha ha you guys are awesome! You sure know how to make a girl feel good about herself.
Baby, I bet you feel real good...
Today 07:14 PM
jeepergurl67 Ha ha ha you guys are awesome! You sure know how to make a girl feel good about herself.
Today 07:11 PM
mackdj1
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Originally Posted by JGreen06TJ View Post
Donnie, new avatar is the picture I mentioned yesterday. Front tires are approx. shoulder high but doesn't look very impressive. I had a heck of a time getting back into the Jeep after jumping out to take the picture.
Pics never do justice when they are of a jeep on a trail! It feels like your foing sone thing awesome and then you see the pic and it's. ...meh lol
Today 07:09 PM
JGreen06TJ Donnie, new avatar is the picture I mentioned yesterday. Front tires are approx. shoulder high but doesn't look very impressive. I had a heck of a time getting back into the Jeep after jumping out to take the picture.
Today 07:08 PM
mackdj1
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
I agree. This happened to me when I saw it
At first i thought an allergy.....caused swelling.....just sayin
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