|01-01-2013 02:14 PM|
|01-01-2013 02:13 PM|
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of this holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice),
Name withheld (Privacy Act).
|01-01-2013 08:30 AM|
|GoldenSahara00||happy new years necro!|
|01-01-2013 06:26 AM|
|rhowe7678||Happy New Year from Richmond Hill Georgia|
|01-01-2013 06:22 AM|
Ha'oli Makahiki Hao!
Aloha, From Hawaii
|01-01-2013 01:12 AM|
Happy New year from Cali
(50 more mins till 2013)
|01-01-2013 12:32 AM|
|2003 wrangler||You too and also to all of my fellow jeepers!|
|01-01-2013 12:02 AM|
Happy new years!
Happy new year everyone! I hope this Jeeping year is as good or better than last Jeeping year!