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09-24-2014 05:03 PM
JE01
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Originally Posted by nobndry View Post
I locked my keys in the Jeep one day at work. When I left to go to lunch, I realized this. I was in the process of getting them through the soft top when i was confronted by a group of police. The gardeners at work had called the cops on me because they thought I was breaking into it. I have still never been so scared in my life, than i was when i looked up to "DON'T MOVE!!" with a couple of guns and stun guns pulled on me. I thought that the sirens were going to something else because i didn't think anyone would report me. I may have peed a wee bit... (jk) It took a call to my dad (it's registered to him) and insurance to ensure them that it was in fact my vehicle. I missed my lunch too! I'm sure that if someone was actually breaking into my Jeep, no one would've called the cops because that's just my luck.
People never report when your vehicle is actually being vandalized!
09-24-2014 02:35 PM
ParktheJeep I let my hair grow out over summer and last weekend I was at the stoplight no top, no doors, country music up and some old lady just pulls up next to me then screams" Get a Hair Cut" and speeds away. I was so confused I just laughed.
09-24-2014 12:01 PM
nobndry
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Originally Posted by Unbroken1 View Post
This isn't something that someone said about my Jeep but about their own. A friend texted me to say she was going to be late for work because she was waiting for roadside assistance to come unlock her Jeep for her since she locked her keys in it. My response was "that sucks, wait, don't you have a soft top?" Unfortunately for her roadside assistance arrived at this moment and as she put even that guy laughed at her. In her defence its her first Jeep and she's only owned it a few months. When she finally got to work, we all laughed at her and told her how pretty she is.
I locked my keys in the Jeep one day at work. When I left to go to lunch, I realized this. I was in the process of getting them through the soft top when i was confronted by a group of police. The gardeners at work had called the cops on me because they thought I was breaking into it. I have still never been so scared in my life, than i was when i looked up to "DON'T MOVE!!" with a couple of guns and stun guns pulled on me. I thought that the sirens were going to something else because i didn't think anyone would report me. I may have peed a wee bit... (jk) It took a call to my dad (it's registered to him) and insurance to ensure them that it was in fact my vehicle. I missed my lunch too! I'm sure that if someone was actually breaking into my Jeep, no one would've called the cops because that's just my luck.
09-24-2014 08:12 AM
Barmanvarn
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Originally Posted by Unbroken1 View Post
This isn't something that someone said about my Jeep but about their own. A friend texted me to say she was going to be late for work because she was waiting for roadside assistance to come unlock her Jeep for her since she locked her keys in it. My response was "that sucks, wait, don't you have a soft top?" Unfortunately for her roadside assistance arrived at this moment and as she put even that guy laughed at her. In her defence its her first Jeep and she's only owned it a few months. When she finally got to work, we all laughed at her and told her how pretty she is.
Until I had my Jeep I had never locked my keys in a vehicle. I've done it twice now and both times I was SO Happy to have a soft top.
09-24-2014 08:04 AM
Unbroken1 This isn't something that someone said about my Jeep but about their own. A friend texted me to say she was going to be late for work because she was waiting for roadside assistance to come unlock her Jeep for her since she locked her keys in it. My response was "that sucks, wait, don't you have a soft top?" Unfortunately for her roadside assistance arrived at this moment and as she put even that guy laughed at her. In her defence its her first Jeep and she's only owned it a few months. When she finally got to work, we all laughed at her and told her how pretty she is.
09-19-2014 09:39 PM
WillyD Did you call it Code Red because of the color?
09-19-2014 12:45 PM
Bad_Dog He's not the same parts guy that asks the type of engine and gas type before telling you what size wipers your vehicle will take?
09-19-2014 09:25 AM
Sinister6
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Originally Posted by 12thman View Post
Parts guy at the dealership asked me what engine I have in my 2014 JKU
You can look at that it two ways... One did not know what he was doing or 2) he wasn't going to assume anything.
09-19-2014 08:37 AM
groovebus
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Originally Posted by 12thman View Post
Parts guy at the dealership asked me what engine I have in my 2014 JKU
That's kinda' disturbing; unless you have a HEMI in it.
09-19-2014 12:34 AM
12thman Parts guy at the dealership asked me what engine I have in my 2014 JKU
09-15-2014 12:47 PM
Lusus_Naturae
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Originally Posted by pig78 View Post
My wife calls are's the car frequently, she hopes to get rid of all the stray cats.
She does that too?! We have tried and tried but can't get rid of the two strays in the neighborhood. We have given up now, I think someone in China wakes up and finds a dead cat every time we say it because it doesn't work here.
09-15-2014 09:44 AM
Tater Todd Not the first time I've heard that. lol
09-15-2014 07:55 AM
JKPaul
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Originally Posted by Tater Todd View Post
So I was walking out of Subway and there was a little girl standing by Kate. She was so excited. I heard her mom say "No baby, that's not a monster truck, just a really big Jeep."

Made my day.
Nothing personal but for some reason your avatar creeps the bejesus out of me......YIKES!
09-14-2014 07:07 PM
Tater Todd Lol. Ham and cheese for my son at work.
09-14-2014 06:48 PM
Sinister6
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Originally Posted by Tater Todd View Post
So I was walking out of Subway and there was a little girl standing by Kate. She was so excited. I heard her mom say "No baby, that's not a monster truck, just a really big Jeep." Made my day.
Let me guess...tater salad sub?
09-14-2014 06:38 PM
Tater Todd So I was walking out of Subway and there was a little girl standing by Kate. She was so excited. I heard her mom say "No baby, that's not a monster truck, just a really big Jeep."

Made my day.
09-14-2014 06:20 PM
odd42
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Originally Posted by IndianaBones View Post
Not gonna lie, my jeep is down getting a new engine so I am mostly walking to and from work. I've waived to 2 jeeps on accident WHILE WALKING! A true idiot. The looks I get are priceless though
Sometimes, when I am out running, I am not fully "aware", in- the-zone kinda thing. I have waved at jeeps 3-4 times and only realize it after the look of "do I know you? From the driver.
09-14-2014 05:55 PM
groovebus
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Originally Posted by CactusPants View Post
I get goofy looks and thumbs up on my jeep because I have a set of longhorns attached to my bullbar. The wife and I stopped in Zion natl park and were pulling out when a tour bus pulled up and started unloading. We had to wait 20 mins while a bunch of Europeans had to takepictures of us since they were blocking our way. I was too flabbergasted to take pics of them but here is Moose.
My buddy's neighbor put some on his Moab Edition as a joke and it looked so cool he just left them.
09-14-2014 05:53 PM
IndianaBones Yea I am sticking with the 2.5. Great engine as long as you change the oil...
09-14-2014 07:45 AM
JKPaul
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Originally Posted by IndianaBones View Post
Threw a rod. 2.5l down and out. Only had it for just over a year. Apparently the PO didn't believe in oil changes but the dealership I got it from made it look clean enough to fool me. Such is life. Looking on the bright side; new engine, 3 year warranty.
Good luck! Replacing it with the same motor?
09-14-2014 06:33 AM
IndianaBones Threw a rod. 2.5l down and out. Only had it for just over a year. Apparently the PO didn't believe in oil changes but the dealership I got it from made it look clean enough to fool me. Such is life. Looking on the bright side; new engine, 3 year warranty.
09-13-2014 07:41 AM
JKPaul
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Originally Posted by IndianaBones View Post
Not gonna lie, my jeep is down getting a new engine so I am mostly walking to and from work. I've waived to 2 jeeps on accident WHILE WALKING! A true idiot. The looks I get are priceless though
Bahahaha! That's great. So....dish, why a new motor?
09-13-2014 06:41 AM
IndianaBones
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Originally Posted by Huntindad View Post

I do it when I'm driving the Dodge Ram...and also when I'm driving the 91 Jeep Grand Wagoneer. I actually get a little pissed when wrangler drivers don't recognize that I'm driving a jeep.
Not gonna lie, my jeep is down getting a new engine so I am mostly walking to and from work. I've waived to 2 jeeps on accident WHILE WALKING! A true idiot. The looks I get are priceless though
09-12-2014 11:00 PM
Huntindad
Me too!

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Originally Posted by daggo66 View Post
Sometimes I'll forget and wave when driving my wife's Liberty. She simply says, "Idiot."
I do it when I'm driving the Dodge Ram...and also when I'm driving the 91 Jeep Grand Wagoneer. I actually get a little pissed when wrangler drivers don't recognize that I'm driving a jeep.
09-12-2014 10:00 PM
Jancie Today - it is 32 degrees this morning on the commute to work. I am bundled up in 2 jackets, a beanie, a blanket across my lap, gloves, and the heater going full blast. Now mind you I am driving 70 mph so it gets dang cold at those speeds.

Co-worker - "Do you have a top for that thing"?

Me "Yes. I will put it on around the middle of October."

Co-worker - "You looked like you were freezing!" (She drove past me on the way to work).

Me "Nope, not really"

I find it funny that nobody has asked me to join their carpool group! I am waiting until winter hits and there is a ton of snow and when they are having a hard time making it to work - I will be just fine.
09-12-2014 03:05 PM
lexington01
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Originally Posted by CactusPants View Post
We had to wait 20 mins while a bunch of Europeans had to takepictures of us since they were blocking our way.
LOL that's awesome
09-12-2014 12:42 PM
CactusPants I get goofy looks and thumbs up on my jeep because I have a set of longhorns attached to my bullbar. The wife and I stopped in Zion natl park and were pulling out when a tour bus pulled up and started unloading. We had to wait 20 mins while a bunch of Europeans had to takepictures of us since they were blocking our way. I was too flabbergasted to take pics of them but here is Moose.
09-09-2014 11:54 PM
Toasty
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Originally Posted by Sinister6 View Post
I had a guy with a brand-new Land Rover pull up alongside of me and give me crap, I have doors off and top down. Oh he says you're one of those guys! I said excuse me he goes yeah you're one of those "jeep"guys... Someday you'll get a real off-road vehicle!
I just looked at him and smiled at the very attractive woman in the passenger seat and simply said any day, any trail, anywhere and offered my card to her so she could get a hold of me. He just rolled his eyes, rollup his power windows and drove away!
Haters gonna hate lol. Bet he doesn't even KNOW what a transfer case is, let alone ever used his.
09-09-2014 11:00 PM
GoldenSahara00
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Originally Posted by Sinister6 View Post
I had a guy with a brand-new Land Rover pull up alongside of me and give me crap, I have doors off and top down. Oh he says you're one of those guys! I said excuse me he goes yeah you're one of those "jeep"guys... Someday you'll get a real off-road vehicle!
I just looked at him and smiled at the very attractive woman in the passenger seat and simply said any day, any trail, anywhere and offered my card to her so she could get a hold of me. He just rolled his eyes, rollup his power windows and drove away!
What an idiot. You could have walked all over him.
09-09-2014 10:53 PM
Sinister6 I had a guy with a brand-new Land Rover pull up alongside of me and give me crap, I have doors off and top down. Oh he says you're one of those guys! I said excuse me he goes yeah you're one of those "jeep"guys... Someday you'll get a real off-road vehicle!
I just looked at him and smiled at the very attractive woman in the passenger seat and simply said any day, any trail, anywhere and offered my card to her so she could get a hold of me. He just rolled his eyes, rollup his power windows and drove away!
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