|05-20-2013 03:25 PM|
|Duckquackers||Chuck Norris had his own brand of toilet tissue, but they had to discontinue it, because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh!t from anyone, bam!|
|05-20-2013 03:15 PM|
|05-20-2013 10:38 AM|
|viperx6x9x||This coud also explain the existence of Nyan Cat.|
|05-19-2013 06:33 PM|
|Gewch||The rainbow was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Richard Simmons.|
|05-19-2013 09:47 AM|
|viperx6x9x||Chuck doesn't go hunting, that implies a chance of error. Chuck goes killing!|
|05-19-2013 08:35 AM|
|billybedford||the dinosaurs are not extinct, Chuck Norris ate them.|
|05-19-2013 05:52 AM|
When it rains, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, instead water gets Chuck Norris.
|05-18-2013 10:54 PM|
This link may or may not work. My tablet is acting up.
Super Chuck Norris Bros - YouTube
|05-18-2013 06:20 AM|
|bostiguy||I love this thread but have no creativity to add to it so please keep them coming!|
|05-18-2013 02:03 AM|
Chuck was actually the 4th wiseman. He gave jesus the gift of beard.
You have never heard of this because the other wisemen were jealous of the favoratism shown to chuck and had him written out of the bible.
Shortly thereafter, they all died of roundhouse related injuries.
|05-06-2013 07:30 PM|
|Brad48178||I'm not sure how to upload a u tube video but there's a video that hitler finds put chuck Norris is coming. Check it out its really funny.|
|05-06-2013 07:30 PM|
|KSJeepBrah||Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.|
|05-06-2013 07:18 PM|
|Milspec1||Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, just another fist.|
|05-06-2013 03:54 PM|
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 4 people......then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
|05-06-2013 12:20 PM|
A small lesion fell off Chuck Norris while visiting San Francisco as a young boy. When it sat in the sunshine for a day, it evolved into a 15 year old boy - named Clint Eastwood.
Global warming isn't what y'all think - chuck got cold, so he turned the sun up.
|05-05-2013 01:50 PM|
|Raif||Clint Eastwood > Chuck Norris.|
|05-05-2013 08:54 AM|
|Senior Chief||Chuck Norris doesn't lie - he changes the facts..|
|05-04-2013 08:19 PM|
|brandon-99tj||Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door!!|
|05-03-2013 08:59 PM|
|Senior Chief||Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries...|
|05-03-2013 08:55 PM|
|krisbman||When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesnt push his body up, he pushes the earth DOWN!!!|
|04-12-2009 10:51 AM|
-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
|04-12-2009 10:35 AM|
|jpdocdave||Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO|
|04-12-2009 07:49 AM|
|jgano23||chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.|
|04-12-2009 07:49 AM|
chuck norris CAN lick his elbow
how many tried to do it after reading that?? c'mon, be honest. and please post video.
|04-12-2009 07:45 AM|
|jpdocdave||chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding|
|04-12-2009 07:25 AM|
|jpdocdave||chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits|
|04-11-2009 11:29 PM|
|ccain||Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar was immediately destroyed because no simple structure can house that much awesome at one time.|
|04-11-2009 11:27 PM|
Chuck Norris doesn't get cancer, cancer gets Chuck Norris....
There was an old rumor about Chuck Norris getting beaten by a pirate. Come to find out, Chuck Norris started that rumor to lure in more pirates....
|04-11-2009 11:23 PM|
|ccain||Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.|
|04-11-2009 11:16 PM|
Every night before the Boogey Man goes to bed, he looks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no truth in the Theory Of Evolution.......we're all just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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