|04-30-2013 04:50 PM|
|I H8RDS||Tru Dat!|
|04-30-2013 02:15 PM|
Not female unless the attorney is.
From a court reporter:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
|04-27-2013 11:23 PM|
|RadarRob2012||Some are crazier than others. But yeah. Lol|
|04-27-2013 11:02 PM|
|I H8RDS||Ohhh, all ex's are crazy. And all exes are ex's for a reason.|
|04-27-2013 05:53 PM|
|YjKalamity||Glad I'm not the only one with a crazy ex. Mine had this weird fetish, she'd dress up as herself and act like a b!@%h|
|04-27-2013 03:42 PM|
|04-27-2013 03:30 PM|
|04-27-2013 03:24 PM|
I'm a major in a lot of things!
|04-27-2013 03:17 PM|
You must be an English major?
|04-27-2013 03:06 PM|
|I H8RDS||I don't think there's ever been a more acurate statement.|
|04-27-2013 02:39 PM|
You have to add to this and make it grow.
So here is my addition. It came from my Ex.
Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say
everything they do.
|04-27-2013 12:56 PM|
|04-27-2013 11:54 AM|
|HyperBrad||I likes # 8 that was funny|
|04-24-2013 07:32 PM|
how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one to do it, and 3 for him to brag to about screwing something
|04-10-2013 01:45 PM|
Maybe qualifies for posting on the Frig? At least the spare freezer in the garage?
|04-10-2013 12:26 PM|
|hwy1rubi||Hilarious. Thank you|
|04-06-2013 01:21 AM|
|BillG.OTD||I agree,there all good!|
|04-05-2013 09:34 PM|
|JPi4.0||They all made me laugh.|
|04-05-2013 05:24 PM|
|530ktm||I think they are all funny and I got a good chuckle from them but 1, 2 and 6 are the winners.|
|04-05-2013 05:13 PM|
|RadarRob2012||I like number 4. It should say, she said this isn't a race, and he replied, yes it is, and you're losing. Lol.|
|04-05-2013 03:17 PM|
Hell, Summer anywhere right now. I'm so sick of being cold
|04-05-2013 03:00 PM|
And thanks! Can't wait to hit the 85 degree weather; top down, windows and doors off! Tank and a pair of shorts..Summer in Calico!!
|04-05-2013 02:52 PM|
Those are great, had to share with the boss why I was laughing at the computer again
Have a fun and safe trip Lori
|04-05-2013 02:36 PM|
LOL funny stuff and most are so true!! I thought it was a good "Friday" joke
TGIF!! And I'm goin wheelin'!!!
|04-05-2013 01:36 PM|
|04-05-2013 01:32 PM|
I love #1
I really love #2
And 3 , 4, 7 & 8
As far as #5, I am the ONLY one to do this in my house!
#6 is always a good one for a laugh
|04-05-2013 12:14 PM|
I personally found #1 and 6 to be my favorites
Had to share it...... Lorie
He said to me.....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ............... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing
He said to me ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ........ Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ......... They don't have time..
He said to me..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ...... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him ....... They already have boyfriends.
He said to me.... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him...... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.