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05-08-2009 05:56 PM
Coyote_94YJ Why thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.

You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
05-08-2009 04:43 PM
ntddyz Oh HELL YEAH! Itz ON!! lol

Was ur dad a baker?? Cuz u have got a nice set of buns.
05-08-2009 03:28 PM
2much no... but your friends girlfriend aint bad.

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
05-08-2009 03:35 AM
ntddyz Thatz a big negatory, ghostrider ( I paid for MY stripper and now U pay for YOURS!)

See my friend over there?? He wants to know if u think I am cute??
05-07-2009 11:41 PM
stevens243 Kinda hard to get tired on that short run champ.

Could you loan me a dollar so I can tip that other stipper?
05-07-2009 11:36 PM
jpdocdave sorry, pretty busy

are your legs tired? cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
05-07-2009 11:34 PM
jcf Nope my feet are just fine, watch me walk away from you

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
05-07-2009 08:45 PM
ntddyz I'll decide whether U will do or not, thank u very much!

Do ur feet hurt???? Cuz it looks like u just walked down from heaven...
05-07-2009 09:56 AM
whitebuffalo sorry, it might make my wife mad, then again......

you've got the whitest, white part of the eye I've ever seen. do you floss?
05-07-2009 09:18 AM
jgano23 yes, at the special olympics, but he was far less "special" than you.

wanna date me?
05-07-2009 09:15 AM
thaduke2003 You're as sweet as crap, but look like pudding? What?

Have you ever met another man who can lick his eyebrows?
Mark W.
05-07-2009 07:50 AM
jgano23 glad i'm not your wife.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
05-07-2009 12:55 AM
Originally Posted by ccain View Post
My word of the day is money and my legs wont come into the equation until you spread a bunch of my word.

Wanna get a pizza and f$%#? What? You don't like pizza?
No thanks, that definitely isn't enough sausage to fill me up.

If beauty were white trash, you'd be a whole trailer park

(oddly enough that is the line that won my wife over)
05-06-2009 01:23 PM
ccain My word of the day is money and my legs wont come into the equation until you spread a bunch of my word.

Wanna get a pizza and f$%#? What? You don't like pizza?
05-06-2009 12:45 PM
Coyote_94YJ I hate chicken.

The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
05-06-2009 11:26 AM
ccain Why? Do you need a tooth pulled?

Do you know the difference between male genitalia and a chicken leg? No??? Wanna go on a picnic?
05-06-2009 11:19 AM
whitebuffalo no, actually the room is on fire.

Want to make 20 bucks the hard way?
05-06-2009 10:57 AM
Sb5551 No Im crying cause you smell like farts.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you.
05-06-2009 09:26 AM
jgano23 good to know because the cheapest ride i offer is over $10K too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
05-06-2009 08:52 AM
thaduke2003 Yep, but I'm leaving here now!
I'm gonna ride you like a Harley...
Mark W.
05-06-2009 08:23 AM
jpdocdave so why do you keep looking at my chest?

come here often?
05-06-2009 08:19 AM
dos0711 no...cause you must have traveling farts! PHEW!

I know you must get this a lot but you have the most beautiful eyes...
05-06-2009 07:41 AM
jgano23 ya, the one that i'm rejecting.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
05-05-2009 10:08 PM
Sb5551 It does smell a little...

You must be the Matrix because I am the one.
05-05-2009 09:10 PM
jgano23 no horses smell.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
05-05-2009 02:54 PM
thaduke2003 ^ I get that a lot...

My line- I train horses. Wanna learn how to ride? (act innocent )
Mark W.
05-05-2009 02:42 PM
4point Thanks for noticing my shoes.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.
05-05-2009 02:38 PM
ccain I already have one a$$hole in my pants... Why would I want two?

Nice shoes... Wanna @#%$?
05-05-2009 02:27 PM
4point Why......... yes it is.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
05-05-2009 02:26 PM
jgano23 you smell kinda like my toilet water at home.

is that a ladder in your pants, or is it a stairway to heaven?
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