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06-08-2013 11:36 AM
werompx3 Lmfao
06-07-2013 01:52 PM
I H8RDS
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Originally Posted by 530ktm View Post

That is some funny stuff right there, made me laugh out loud in my office. Thanks for the chuckle of the week.
Hehe!! I thought so too. :-P
06-07-2013 01:24 PM
530ktm
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Originally Posted by I H8RDS View Post
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied: 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


That is some funny stuff right there, made me laugh out loud in my office. Thanks for the chuckle of the week.
06-06-2013 09:16 PM
Lab Lover
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Originally Posted by I H8RDS View Post
I love that all my Rough N' Tough hard core wheeler buddies are self proclaimed Lesbians. It's always so nice when you all men get in touch with your softer side

Wonder if we'll be seeing a bunch of rainbow stickers on their Jeeps

Maybe Jeff should order the Meet & Greet t-shirts in pink next time I mean I'd wear it proudly
06-06-2013 06:17 PM
I H8RDS I love that all my Rough N' Tough hard core wheeler buddies are self proclaimed Lesbians. It's always so nice when you all men get in touch with your softer side

06-06-2013 03:23 PM
Jerry Bransford A lesbian and proud of it.
06-06-2013 02:55 PM
WOKNROX Now that's some funny junk right there....
06-06-2013 02:47 PM
C.L. Q. How do you know if there's a pilot in the room?
A. He'll tell you.
06-06-2013 02:28 PM
Javy115 Bahaaahaaa
06-06-2013 02:27 PM
I H8RDS
Are You A Pilot?

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied: 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'



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