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Topic Review (Newest First)
01-17-2007 03:10 PM
ddavie good stuff!
01-15-2007 06:40 PM
ct-tj Thats some funny and very true sh::. Were trouble but youll never have a better time.
01-08-2007 06:12 PM
Mike001 Thats so damn true, esp. in the Marine Corps
12-27-2006 09:06 PM
Angler1979 Team America peaches YEAH!!
12-27-2006 08:01 AM
SportsGal501 Civilian Friends: "Needs to check his attitude at the door."
"Military"(Army) Personnel: "Attitude Check---F*^* it!!!"

Well,that's we we use to say on Ft.Belvoir,Va....Hoo-AH!!!
12-27-2006 12:08 AM
khenderson i don't have any military friends, but by some of those statements, sounds like they should be.
12-26-2006 09:18 PM
Military Friends- warning, explicit statements

This post is for everyone that has served or is currently in the military. I personally saw a lot of truth in it.

>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call
>your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried
>to pick up
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope
>that no one is late for the ride home.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shnikeys will happen, and set up rally
>points and an E & E route.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f
>up...but hey, that shower was fun as fleas!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your stuff.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
>bought it in the first place.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and
>leave them alone.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and
>hope for the tag team.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it
>works out for you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and
>will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl
>has, and would never even think about doing that.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed
>out of the bar.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you
>on the way out.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night,
>and are sorry you couldn't come.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
>and try to steal free drinks all night.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
>"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that st, you know we don't
>waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after
>taking care of each other for so long.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later
>"okay just one more".
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk to the person who talks sh about you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f out!!
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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