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09-25-2009 05:26 PM
NVRDLMO Apparently, GOD is a female Jeeper because I just came back from quite possibly the worst camping trip ever. I will explain in "Taking hey-buddy camping" if you care. Did I mention how intelligent I think female jeepers are ?? Not to mention, attractive ?? With great personalities ?
09-25-2009 03:11 PM
ccain
09-23-2009 12:03 PM
stevens243
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Originally Posted by 4point View Post
I'm always here, and shaddup Larry!



When have ever told you guys to shutup?
You mean BESIDES at 0902 and 0955 today?

Just kiddin'. Glad to see you posting is all!
09-23-2009 11:55 AM
4point
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Originally Posted by stevens243 View Post
This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks!
I'm always here, and shaddup Larry!



When have ever told you guys to shutup?
09-23-2009 11:52 AM
stevens243
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Originally Posted by 4point View Post
Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them.
This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks!
09-23-2009 11:40 AM
morphious look at it in the videos bush dose not talk when Cheney's drinking water what does that say lol
09-23-2009 11:02 AM
4point Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them.
09-22-2009 09:40 PM
stevens243 I figured.

By the way, it's ok (even for Army/Air Force guys) to call say the VP's house is at the Naval Observatory. Us Navy guys appreciate the free press!
09-22-2009 09:21 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by stevens243 View Post
Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?
Eh... It was the only pic I could find on Google using that particular hand gesture. But to answer your question. I don't have to imply that. The last time I was in DC the curtains at Number One Observatory Circle looked awful short to me. You know it's really bad when you can see how short they are from the outside.
09-22-2009 09:10 PM
stevens243
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?
09-22-2009 09:07 PM
amy
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Now that's funny.
09-22-2009 07:42 PM
Coyote_94YJ Don't feel too bad NVR... I got your joke and thought it was funny. I like it.
09-22-2009 07:38 PM
NVRDLMO Ok..........now I'll quit.

UUUUHHHHHHHHHH, door bell !! AH hahhhhh my half doors just showed up !!! gOTTA GO
09-22-2009 07:37 PM
NVRDLMO The DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
09-22-2009 07:36 PM
NVRDLMO
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Originally Posted by stevens243 View Post
That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?
NO.

I heard this on blue collar radio.

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder ?
09-22-2009 07:34 PM
NVRDLMO [QUOTE=JDsDream;446335]You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.[/QUOT

are you saying collateral damage ? It just makes it easy to find the toilet.
09-22-2009 07:30 PM
stevens243 That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?
09-22-2009 07:28 PM
NVRDLMO
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Thank you CCain, I thought I was going to have to quit this forum too.

Anyone want to here a redneck joke !!!???
09-22-2009 06:39 PM
ccain Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

09-22-2009 06:22 PM
JDsDream You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.
09-22-2009 04:58 PM
jcf
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Originally Posted by NVRDLMO View Post
bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies
I knew that, it would be a sad forum if we didn't joke around
09-22-2009 03:32 PM
morphious oh well never mind. u know whats cool, sitting on ur porch listening to the rain as it slowly falls on a nice cool day with ur dog and a cold drink.
09-22-2009 03:28 PM
jgano23
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Originally Posted by morphious View Post
who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
not you morphious, nvrdlmo.
09-22-2009 03:27 PM
morphious i have to work tonight so i cant and its to wet to work on it. grr curse u mother nature
09-22-2009 03:25 PM
Cons_Table
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Originally Posted by morphious View Post
who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
go play in the mud...u only have a jeep
09-22-2009 03:22 PM
morphious who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
09-22-2009 03:16 PM
jgano23

i think tiny should "kitty" you.

this would be a nice one, no?
09-22-2009 03:12 PM
csamn2007 Yeah about that...
09-22-2009 02:59 PM
morphious um ah this is like walking in on that akword conversation that u want to ask more about but probably shouldn't
09-22-2009 02:50 PM
NVRDLMO bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies
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