|10-12-2009 07:30 PM|
Ok, let me get this straight: you spent your birthday sniffing a guy's chair and taking pictures of his butt?
Happy Belated Birthday!
|10-09-2009 07:37 PM|
|10-09-2009 04:53 PM|
I'm telling you... Farty Office chair + Match = Zombie Apocalypse!
|10-09-2009 04:49 PM|
|csamn2007||Now im hungry, Happy Birthday!|
|10-09-2009 04:45 PM|
First, Happy Birthday to you!
Secondly, I feel your pain... Having been in the support role for nearly as long as you have been alive, I have come across many, many "fartcushions", and it never ceases to disgust me beyond belief. I mean, seriously, these effing people need to eat less beef or something There are a couple of people here that I actually refuse to go help at their desks - luckily, being senior tech, I can send the contractors/new techs to deal with them
|10-09-2009 04:32 PM|
|10-09-2009 04:01 PM|
Are you sure that smell isn't yr' breath blowing back in yr' face
That was a Birthday joke, have a happy day!
|10-09-2009 02:47 PM|
Here it is...
Crusty Fart Birthday Chair: with culprit standing near
|10-09-2009 02:35 PM|
|mudslinger150||im gunna sneek in and get a pic of that chair, hold on ill be back|
|10-09-2009 02:04 PM|
|JDsDream||Happy Birthday. Can you say Fabreeze? Lysol? Maybe you could drop a lit match on it accidently on purpose. Just a thought|
|10-09-2009 01:50 PM|
|jgano23||happy birthday man!!|
|10-09-2009 01:46 PM|
|mudslinger150||i need new ones anyway...|
|10-09-2009 01:31 PM|
Yeah, but from the sound of that chair, I don't think you'd wanna get any of that on your tires!
|10-09-2009 01:29 PM|
|mudslinger150||haha, thank you thank you for the birthday wishes, i would like to go "office space" on that chairs ass! Burn it to the ground, and smash it up with a bat when its on fire, then park on top of it with the jeep and roast em. Then drive away giving it the finger.|
|10-09-2009 01:22 PM|
I just got the best visual of you inspecting a stinky computer chair laced with crap particles, that was a great laugh
Happy B-day buddy.
|10-09-2009 01:13 PM|
|RatherBNarizona||it's a bday gift! Happy bday!|
|10-09-2009 01:12 PM|
|ccain||Happy Birthday you crusty fart!|
|10-09-2009 01:12 PM|
Her office always smelled like ronchy farts and spoiled food.
I hated going in there to deal with her.
But then again, I hated it even worse when she came into mine!
I once stayed in a cheap Indian Motel in Adair Iowa.
(trying to save money)
The whole place reeeked of that sh*t!
Next time I go through there, I'll surely pay an extra $30 for a better room that doesn't smell like burnt ASS!
|10-09-2009 01:10 PM|
|mudslinger150||OOooooooooooo, haha Thank You, the big 22|
|10-09-2009 01:03 PM|
|4point||Speaking of crusty farts.............. Happy birthday Mitch.|
|10-09-2009 12:44 PM|
|mudslinger150||good point, its all that cury!|
|10-09-2009 12:43 PM|
feel your pain, i do IT support and of course my company (like all others) has outsourced a lot of things to India, so we have visitors in our office from India..
what the hell is that smell, i have to move our clients and users due to them complaining about how our "visitors" smell..
you got it easy bro... LOL
|10-09-2009 12:33 PM|
Crusty Farts (a.k.a. The Happy Birthday Mitch Thread)
So we have this "user" at work, and by user i mean an employee who uses a computer, and every time i go into there office it stinks like shit.
Every time i sit down in there seat, idk if i release some kind of crusty fart flakes/spores or somthing and they fill my nose or what. Today "the user" isn't here and i needed to address something on there pc, sure enought when i sat down it stunk like someone farted in a fan and blew it straight down my throught and i could taste it.
When i left i inspected the seat and it looks like there is dandruff all over it, is it fart build up that is flaking off??? i have to go puke now...
p.s.- this isn't one of my bs posts this is for real!