|04-10-2010 01:57 PM|
|baja||My daughter inlaw sends me messages on the phone and for the most part I don't have a clue what the hell she is saying.I respond with K or Right on.|
|04-10-2010 01:40 PM|
|04-10-2010 01:34 PM|
There's a difference between "prolly, ain't, goin', gonna, y'all, etc...and IM speak (which is what we used to use before text messaging).
One is verbal slang...more widely used in the south, but even us northern "rednecks" tend to use it at at times. Sometimes it's shorter...and sometimes it's nothing more than simply being incorrect, but I personally like it in informal conversation. Now if I were at a meeting somewhere and everyone spoke like that...no way...not gonna work. lol
Best sentence in the world using southern slang... "Ain't ain't a word, and I ain't gonna use it!" (or my buddy from Arkansas' favorite sentence-- "Look at the sh*tter on that critter! DAYUM!")
Nowadays you've also got IM speak (or texting) which is 10x more annoying than southern slang...
CU L8R (See you later)
How r u? (How are you?)
TTYL (Talk to you later)
wut^ (What's up?)
Hey wut^ , ne1 going 2 the mall, want 2 join us l8r for dinner nmaybe go 2 a movie after bc its my gfs bday???? TTYL
|04-10-2010 08:17 AM|
here's a list for us un internetz savvy folks.
Text Message Abbreviations, Instant Message, Chat, IM, Text Messaging, SMS Abbreviations, at TechDictionary.com , the online computer dictionary
|04-09-2010 12:54 PM|
|MCDavis||CLASSIC Zombie thread, tiny...geez, get it right!|
|04-09-2010 11:47 AM|
|tiny terror||Zombie Thread, smells of dirt.|
|04-09-2010 10:47 AM|
I care how people treat the old,me, and mine. What else they do is none of my business. There were people that complained about all sorts of things while others exterminated an entire race. I am here today because a young CAJUN boy had my six and he didn't write very well at all. Just sayin.
|12-16-2009 04:14 PM|
|12-16-2009 01:42 PM|
|12-14-2009 03:18 PM|
I'm sure most of my posts probly aggravate the hell out of you Cain. The only thing worse then would be for you to have an actual conversation with me. I'm not heavily educated. I hold no degrees. In fact, the only skills I possess are the ability to give you CPR, spray wet stuff on red stuff, and rent-to-own. I'm a pretty good speller, and I know my punctuation pretty well, and if I have to type or write a letter, you can bet it's gonna look like my English teacher from high school wrote it. As far as day to day speaking goes, I'm gonna lazy it right on down a bit.
I live somewhere smack dab in the middle between Podunk, Texas and You Got a Purty Mouth, Oklahoma. Day in and day out I deal with people that may or may not have a 9th grade education. The dialect here is a cross between slingblade and ebonics. English was beaten with a stick and hung up from a tree years ago around here. If I go using proper sentance structure and pronunciation, folks is gonna start starin at me like I'm speakin French.
I for one like my country accent, and country way of talking. Keeps me from sounding to citified and up tight. I say yall, darlin, gonna, probly, yep, huh uh, uh huh, you bet yer, huh, sonbitch, you piece a , and all kinds of colorfull bastardizations of the English language. It's not that I'm a dummy, or inbred, or tarded....It's just how I choose to speak and type at times. Oh Yeah, I also use the hell out of ....
But by God you can bet yer ass I'll always get to and too correctly.
Yall have a good day, ya hear
|12-14-2009 12:46 PM|
Someone turned to me a few days ago and said she wanted me to read a really funny joke that she had received as a text message. I looked at the screen on her phone and then asked her what language that was.
She called me a "dumazz" and said it was English.
I was completely serious. I could not decypher anything on that screen. Guess I'm too old to figure out new English.
About an hour later, that same lady asked me to buy her a drink - I pointed out that I was a dumazz and could not figure out how to abbreviate money. Maybe if some of these younger people would read this stuff to me once in a while, I'd be able to pick it up.
|12-14-2009 12:05 PM|
would u like us all to revert to the middle english? I'm sure those that lived hundreds of years ago are rolling over in their grave at ur ;-) everyday use of you instead of thou etc.
how about old english?? It isnt even comprehendible with only the knowledge of current english.
Pretty soon we will have a new, new english that will contain all the abbrevs of 2day.
Get over it, stuff changes, dont be the old fart that is annoyed about it :-P
|12-14-2009 11:41 AM|
|12-14-2009 11:15 AM|
Ah, about the all caps:
Me on IM: You have your Caps Lock key on.
Support Customer: WHERE?
|12-14-2009 09:58 AM|
|Mr. WOT||What irks me is the failure to understand the difference of 'to' and 'too'.|
|12-14-2009 09:55 AM|
|12-14-2009 08:05 AM|
Firefox has a default spell checker. Look here "prolly", its red!
Oh, and thank you so much for the all caps filter.
|11-15-2009 11:18 AM|
|11-15-2009 10:18 AM|
Too much time on your hands ygohome? That would have taken me a week to type. With using abrevs.
Seriously there are some, that I look like I'm learning to read again trying to figure them out and studdering. Most of the time it just becomes ah f--k it!
|11-15-2009 09:58 AM|
"OK... On the heals of Unlimited's "You're vs. Your" thread, I submit to you the following:"
Sorry, I could not help myself...Spell check is no replacement for a thesaurus.
|11-14-2009 01:38 AM|
|11-13-2009 10:12 PM|
Pwned is not just a misspelling and has widely debated history. Have you ever played chess? Typing with your face is one thing but slang has value to the cultures that it exists in and slang words have been around longer then the internet has existed. Love it or hate it but slang will always be around.
The written language I think has a lot more to say about a person then what is just on the paper. Maybe Tiny can chime in about it as she in fact writes her self? I might just be reading into this a little too much.
|11-13-2009 04:58 PM|
|jcf||I promise to never use "Bling Bling" ( I hate the word word)|
|11-13-2009 12:10 PM|
Well I've set and compiled a list of words that I don't want to see on my interwebz. I've consulted with Al Gore and he agrees. These words are:
Prolly - P.R.O.B.A.B.L.Y bitches!
pwned - OK, I know the "p" is right next the "o" but COME ON!!! Attention to detail people!!!
teh - What are you dyslexic?!
fab - Unless you are making something out of metal SHUT UP! "fabulous" is a word used by interior decorators ONLY!!!
fav - In it's short form, how the hell am I supposed to know it has a long "a" in it? Is it really that hard to type the "orite" part of that word? NOPE, I just did it!
w00t - WTF? Are you an Owl?
your - Even though YOU'RE wrong, you have to write out YOU ARE.
you're - You have to write out YOU ARE. This should end the confusion.
ANY WORD WITH A NUMBER IN IT! - Yeah, we get it. You are an ingenious and creative individual. Just like every one else! Retard!
Fo Shizzle - Ebonics are bad enough without you having to rip off another ethnicity's made up words. Here's a clue for ya skippy. If you still live with Mommy and Daddy and you drive the minivan to school... You are most certainly NOT gangster! Tone it back white boy!
OG - You see this a lot on Craigslist and eBay. That rusted out old Plymouth is NOT "OG" (original gangster) with "OG" parts! If it has gangster parts in it, maybe you should bury those before you try to hock this thing! Just write out "original" and be done with it!
Bling-Bling - Do you use sound effects to describe all the things you can't afford?
|11-13-2009 11:35 AM|
|Levinoss||A lot of my short hand comes from playing MMO's and some RPG's. You have to type fast because that extra 2 seconds could mean being pwned or owned. It carries over into real life some times but I try my best to fix it when I see the mistakes. I really have to make my self slow down and go over what I'm typing out on forums and you will usually see me edit long posts about fifty times. I will type something so fast that my error rate will be through the roof. I do notice that I type things so fast that I'll even type out words I didn't mean to type. I noticed on my resume yesterday before a interview I typed Contraction instead of Construction. Good thing I caught it before I had left the house for the interview.|
|11-13-2009 11:23 AM|
|11-13-2009 07:56 AM|
|11-13-2009 12:04 AM|
abbreviations are what bugs me. And jeep forums are FULL of abbreviations or codes that we're supposed to be able to understand. And so, here is a list I copied from da web
But Ccain... freakin' with an apostrophe? I mean, if you're going to rant and then type the apostrophe key why not just type the g instead? * kidding... slang and shorthand doesn't bother as long as I understand what is being said.
2wd Two Wheel Drive.
4FT Four Wheel Drive, Full Time.
4LO Four Wheel Drive Low.
4PT Four Wheel Drive, Part Time.
4wd Four Wheel Drive.
AAL Add A Leaf.
ABS Anti-lock Brake System.
AC or A/C Air Conditioning.
ACM Airbag Control Module.
AECM Airbag Electonic Control Module.
AEV American Expedition Vehicles. A vehicle modification/conversion shop, located in Montana.
AMC American Motor Corporation. Owners of the Jeep brand from 1970-87.
ARB ARB Corporation named for its founder, Anthony Ronald Brown. Aftermarket manufacturer.
ASDM Airbag System Diagnostic Module.
AT (A/T) All Terrain tire.
ATC Automatic Temperature Control
ATF Automatic Transmission Fluid.
AtoZ A to Z Fabrication. Aftermarket Fabrication.
AVG ECO Average Fuel Economy.
AW4 Automatic Transmission used on the XJ since 1987.
AWD All Wheel Drive.
AX15 5 speed manual stick in a pre-99 6 cylinder TJ.
AX5 5 speed manual stick in a pre-99 4 cylinder TJ.
BB Budget Boost (small, 2" lift).
BCM Body Control Module.
BFG BFGoodrich Tires.
BFH Big F-ing Hammer.
BL Body Lift. Spacers between the frame and body/tub of a vehicle.
BPE Bar Pin Eliminators.
BS Backspacing. Wheel hub location in relation to outside edge of rim.
BTT Back To Top.
BTW By The Way.
BUX Built Up Export.
C-101 Jeepster/ Commando 1967-1973. Part Jeep CJ and part Jeep Wagoneer.
CAB Controller, Antilock Brake.
CAT Catayltic Converter.
CB Citizen Band Radio.
CCD Chrysler Collision Detection (vehicle communications bus).
CCV Crank Case Ventilation.
CEL Check Engine Light.
CG or COG Center of Gravity.
CJ Jeep models 1944-1986.
CJ-2A Civilian version of the MB, split windshield.
CJ-3A Updated version, single pane windshield
CJ-3B High hood version of 3A to fit larger engine
CJ-5 Early years were 81" wheelbase, later years were ~84". Built until 1983.
CJ-5A based on the M38A1 design
CJ-6 Stretch version of CJ-5, 101" wheelbase
CJ-6A based on the M38A1 design
CJ-7 smilar to late CJ-5, but with ~94" wheelbase. Built until 1986.
CJ-8 Scrambler Pickup, stretch version of the CJ-7, 104" wheelbase.
CJ-10 Heavy Duty Truck, Military airport Jeep pickup - 2wheel drive
CMTC Compass/Mini-Trip Computer (module)
COG Center Of Gravity.
CPS Crank Position Sensor.
CV Constant Velocity Joint.
CVT2/CVT3 Continuously Variable Transmission
D30 Dana 30 axle.
D35 Dana 35 axle.
D35C Dana 35 axle with C clips. The 'C' stands for custom. They are custom because they are shipped incomplete from the Dana factory to Chrysler. Final assembly was done by Chrysler.
D44 Dana 44 axle.
D44a Dana 44 axle with an aluminum housing
D60 Dana 60 axle.
DAB Driver Airbag
DC DaimlerChrysler. Owners of the Jeep brand since 1998.
DD Daily Driver.
DDM Driver Door Module
DJ DJ Postal 2wd Jeeps. 1952 - 1973 by American Motors Corporation
DLC Data Link Connector (same as EDC)
DOHC Dual (or double) OverHead Cams.
DOT Department of Transportation
DRB Digital Readout Box
DRL Daytime Running Lights.
DPA Dropped Pitman Arm
DS Death Shake (same as DW)
DTE Distance To Empty
DW Death Wobble. Violent shaking of the vehicle. (same as DS)
ECO Intantaneous Fuel Economy
ECU Engine Control Unit (same as ECM)
ECM Engine Control Module (same as ECU)
EDC Engine Diagnostic Connector (same as DLC)
EGR Exhaust Gas Recirculation
EFI Electronic Fuel Injection
ESP Electronic Stability Program
ET Elapsed Time
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions.
FC Forward Control Trucks 1957 - 1966
FIPK Fuel Injection Performance Kit. Sold by K&N.
FSJ Full Size Jeep (SJ's and J-trucks).
FSM Factory Service Manual.
FWD Front Wheel Drive
GC Grand Cherokee
GPS Global Positioning System.
HCU Hydraulic Control Unit
HD Heavy Duty
HF Harbor Freight. A discount tool store.
HID High Intensity Discharge. A lighting system that produces an intense, white light.
HO High Output
HP High Pinion
HTH Hope this helps, happy to help.
HU Head Unit. The main part of your stereo system.
HVAC Heater, Ventilation, Air Conditioning system.
I4 Inline four cylinder engine.
I6 Inline six cylinder engine.
IAC Idler Air Control Valve
ID or I/D Inside Diameter
IFS Independant Front Suspension.
IOD Ignition Off-Draw
IR Ingersoll Rand. Air tool manufacturer
IRS Independant Rear Suspension.
JTEC Jeep Truck Engine Controller (PCM)
KJ Jeep KJ Liberty models from 2002+ (Cherokee in Europe).
LA Long Arm. Refers to length of control arms.
LCA Lower Control Arms. (same as LSA)
LD Left Door.
LED Light-Emitting Diode.
LHS Left Hand Drive.
LJ Unofficial (?) letter code for the Jeep Wrangler Unlimited 2004+.
LOM Lamp Outtage Monitor.
LR Left Rear.
LSA Lower Suspension Arm (same as LCA).
LSD Limited Slip Differential.
LWB Long Wheel Base.
MAP Manifold Absolute Pressure sensor.
MIC Mechanical Instrument Cluster.
MJ Jeep Comanchee, Compact Pickup models from 1986-92.
MML Motor Mount Lift.
MPI Multi-Port Fuel Injection.
MPG Miles Per Gallon.
MPH Miles Per Hour.
MSTM Memory Seat Module.
MT (M/T) Mud Terrain tire.
NP New Process (same as NV).
NP231 Command-Trac Transfer Case (2HI - 4HI - N - 4LO).
NP242 Selec_Trac Transfer Case (2HI - 4PT - 4FT - N - 4LO).
NP249 Quadra-Trac Transfer Case (4 All Time - N - 4LO).
NV New Venture (same as NP).
NV247 Quadra-Trac II Transfer Case.
NV3550 5 speed manual stick in a post-99 6 cylinder TJ.
NWS Not Work Safe (this thread might get you fired at work)
O2 Oxygen (usually in reference to an oxygen sensor).
OBA On Board Air. A system of a tank and/or air compressor located on a vehicle.
OBD, OBDI First generation of On Board Diagnostics.
OBDII Second generation of On Board Diagnostics (1996+).
OBW On-Board Welder.
OD or O/D Outside Diameter.
OHV Off Highway Vehicle
OEM Original Equiptment Manufacturer.
OME Old Man Emu. Aftermarket Manufacturer.
ORV Off Road Vehicle.
PAB Passenger Airbag.
PB PB Blaster. A penetrating liquid.
PCM Powertrain Control Module.
PDC Power Distribution Center.
PDM Passenger Door Module.
POS Piece Of Sh--.
PS or P/S Power Steering.
PSI Pounds per Square Inch (of pressure).
PSF Pounds per Square Foot.
PRNDL Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, Low.
PRNODL Park, Reverse, Neutral, Overdrive, Drive, Low.
PTC Positive Temperature Coefficient.
PTO Power Take Off.
QD Quick Disconnect. Installed on the anti-sway bar.
RA Road Armor.
RC Reverse Cut.
RD Right Door.
RE Rubicon Express. Aftermarket manufacturer.
RFI Radio Frequesncy Interference.
RHD Right Hand Drive.
RK Rock Krawler. An aftermarket suspension company.
RKE Remote Keyless Entry.
RPM Revolutions Per Minute.
RR Right Rear.
RTI Ramp Travel Index.
RTV Room Temperature Vulcanizing. A product that is used to form gaskets.
SAE Standard American Equivalent. You know, tools that aren't metric.
SAS Solid Axle Swap. Swapping in a solid front axle to replace IFS.
SE Jeep's basic trim package.
SEMA Specialy Equipment Market Association.
SF Superflex. A lift option for Rubicon Express lift kits.
SFA Solid Front Axle.
SJ Jeep Grand Wagoneers, Trucks from 1963-92.
SOA Spring Over Axle.
SOHC Single OverHead Cam.
SRS Suplimentary Restraint System. (AKA airbags)
SUA Spring Under Axle.
SWB Short Wheel Base.
SWR Standing Wave Ratio.
SYE Slip Yoke Eliminator. Installed on transfer case to decrease driveline angles.
TB Throttle Body.
TBI Throttle Body Injection.
TBS Throttle Body Spacer.
TBT Toys by Troy. Aftermarket Manufacturer.
TC Transfer Case.
TCM Transmisison Control Module.
TJ Jeep Wrangler models from 1997-05.
TJL, TJ-L Unofficial letter codes for Jeep Wrangler Unlimited 2004+.
TPS Throttle Position Sensor.
TRE Tie Rod End.
TSB Technical Service Bulliten.
UCA Upper Control Arms. (same as USA).
UJ Universal Joint.
USA Upper Suspension Arm (same as UCA).
US/M U.S. to Metric [button].
VC Viscous Coupler.
VF Vaccum Flourescent Display.
VIC Vehicle Information Center.
VIN Vehicle Identification Number.
VSS Vehicle Speed Sensor.
VTSS Vehicle Theft Security System.
WJ Jeep Grand Cherokee models from 1999-04.
WD-40 Water Displacement, Formula 40. A common oil used to do pretty much anything.
WK Jeep Grand Cherokee models from 2005+.
WMS Wheel Mounting Surface.
WOT Wide Open Throttle.
WTF What The F-.
XJ Jeep Cherokee and Wagoneers from 1984-2001.
X Jeep Wrangler Trim/Option Package.
XM A satellite radio service.
YJ Jeep Wrangler models from 1987-95.
ZJ Jeep Grand Cherokee models from 1993-98.
* i had to edit this at least 3 or 4 times just to fix spelling and grammatical errors. LOLZ Now what about emoticons and LOL/ROFL/LMFAO and the ultimate... ROFLMFAO? Those are so lame. lol
|11-12-2009 01:03 PM|
|csamn2007||It ALLOWS some CAPS though. I agree WITH you CAIN. It JUST really BUGS me WHEN people DONT speak WITH proper GRAMMAR. " I aint SEEN them BEFORE" "I seen THAT movie" OR say WORDS correctly "IM gonna GO warsh MY hands"|
|11-12-2009 10:34 AM|
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