|07-04-2007 12:40 PM|
That was good V6.
|07-03-2007 10:07 PM|
|JCS05Rubi||I thought I was going to have to get offended her for a minute, but that was pretty damn funny|
|07-03-2007 03:58 PM|
|07-03-2007 03:47 PM|
|RatherBNarizona||haha nice joke!|
|07-03-2007 02:29 PM|
|Scout||That was good!!!!|
|07-03-2007 02:11 PM|
this thread needed a lawyer joke
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural West Virginia.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck, and it fell into this field, and I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you're not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S., and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you for everything you've got."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in the hills. We settle small disagreements like this with the West Virginia Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the West Virginia Three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times, and then you kick me three times. And so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He said, "Sure, we can do things your way."
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. He said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer smiled and said, "No, that's OK; I give up. You can have the duck!"
|07-03-2007 01:49 PM|
|Dare2BSquare||As someone said on another thread, "Does it matter if I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night?"|
|07-03-2007 12:42 PM|
|Unlimited||I'm currently taking a business law class. The instructor is a lawyer in San Marcos and specializes in small business and construction law. If you just have a question, I'd be happy to ask it next Monday in class. If you need real legal advice or representation, you should really find someone local.|
|07-03-2007 09:30 AM|
|deverhart||scouts good for lots of things... huh buddy :-) ok im going to bed for real, you all have corruped me enough today. Look i hijacked my own thread! ps still looking for lawyer|
|07-03-2007 09:25 AM|
|Odhinn||Scout would be a good patsy|
|07-03-2007 09:21 AM|
|deverhart||my ass you do, you are the one that ratted her out... you will give your testimony or else|
|07-03-2007 09:04 AM|
|Scout||I plea the 5th.|
|07-03-2007 08:04 AM|
oh god i just looked at this and realized something let me throw this out there...
No we are not being sued :-)
I am looking for the services of a lawyer for business purposes and thought I would check at home first :-)
|07-03-2007 08:00 AM|
do we have any practicing lawyers on the board?