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TBrownSTL 10-22-2011 10:13 PM

Whats some funny quotes
 
Quote from my dad "I don't know if I need to crap my pants or have a baby." :cryingfromlaughter:

jkaufman_95 10-22-2011 10:15 PM

Off topic. But that picture is pretty cool. Where are you a chef at in stl?

TBrownSTL 10-22-2011 10:18 PM

Right now I'm working at www.castlelaw.net. I'm going to apply at a family style Italian restaurant. I plan on owning a restaurant on a cruise ship one day.

And thanks on picture.

jkaufman_95 10-22-2011 11:16 PM

Cool. I work for a tour company out of central Illinois. Didnt know of you worked anywhere I had been

TBrownSTL 10-23-2011 12:00 AM

Brick house in chesterfield so far. I graduate Le Cordon Bleu on Wednesday

JIMBOX 10-23-2011 08:14 AM

:whistling: "Here, hold this, I'll be right back"

"Don't do anything, I'll get some help"

"It's only 40°, you won't roll"

"The snow is easier, over the hill"

"It's not to steep, 2nd gear should doit"

"Even though the "E" light came on, don't worry, we've got another 25 miles"

:dance::rofl: JIMBO

DarthJeep 10-23-2011 08:30 AM

Wish in one hand and $h*t in the other and see which one fills up first
From Grandma

seadog 10-23-2011 08:47 AM

"You'll find sympathy between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary."

- Every Basic Training Instructor I ever met

jkaufman_95 10-23-2011 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JIMBOX
:whistling: "Here, hold this, I'll be right back"

"Don't do anything, I'll get some help"

"It's only 40°, you won't roll"

"The snow is easier, over the hill"

"It's not to steep, 2nd gear should doit"

"Even though the "E" light came on, don't worry, we've got another 25 miles"

:dance::rofl: JIMBO

All so. So true.

JIMBOX 10-23-2011 12:41 PM

:D Heh Heh, how about-

Don't worry, here's my HiLift Jack--even though you're on a hill--NO PROBLEMO !!

What!, stuck, I've gotta winch and even though you don't have any tow hooks, I'll just slap the hook on your bumper !

I don't need an air guage for airing down--I just kick the tire-

Always carry your compass with you, in case you get lost---you'll know if the moss-"Really grows on the North side of ther trees"

:dance::rofl: JIMBO

jkaufman_95 10-23-2011 12:58 PM

"If the enemy is in range, so are you"
Five second fuses last about three seconds
Never tell the platoon Sargent you have nothing to do
The three most famous last words in jeepin, why is it doing that?, where are we?, and oh sh**!!

InvertChaos 10-23-2011 01:11 PM

"A .9mm is a .45 set to 'stun'"

The sun never sets on a badass

"Though I fly through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am 80,000ft and climbing" - SR-71 Blackbird pilot.

AmericaOverland 10-23-2011 01:17 PM

A bad day of exploring is better than a good day at work!

I get a little nervous when all the sharks are yelling "Jump in, the water's fine." - Norsky at MarketWatch.com

"The worst day at work is still better than the best day in jail" - John Gillies, FBI Agent

It is human nature to try to beguile Mother Nature. Mankind’s defining feature isn’t that complex brain…nor that set of opposable thumbs; it’s his unwavering belief that — despite overwhelming and universal evidence to the contrary — there is some way to get something for nothing. -- Gary Wilson, Whiskey & Gunpowder

If unarmed and faced with a Siberian Tiger I would probably do Darwin proud by scampering up a tall tree and shrieking unintelligibly while throwing feces at it.

Got_Mud? 10-24-2011 12:47 AM

From my dear departed dad...." son, either shit or get off the pot".....


Miss ya dad.... 13 years now.....

Arebee 10-24-2011 10:45 AM

I wanted my Dad to help me build me some stilts for a Halloween costume about 25 years ago. I told him they didn't need to be all that big, only 3 inches or so. He said "Son, there's only one place 3 inches makes a difference." So true....


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