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Mr Mac 11-17-2011 10:06 AM

Old People
 
There are day when I just love old people and then there are days I'd just rather gut punch them. You know the ones I'm talking about; they get to that certain age where they'll just say what's on their mind because they're old enough to not care.

Today I decided to leave work early because of stomach flu like symptoms. I figured it would be in my best interest to stop by the local drug store and grab a couple of essentials like an anti-diarrhea medicine and some toilet paper. I get to the counter and this old lady whom I am sure, at some point, counted the deck boards on either the Niņa, Pinta or the Santa Maria looked at the items on the counter and boldly stated, "Someone's got an upset tummy! I know what you'll be doing today!"

At this, her older counterpart (probably sat behind Moses in the third grade) hollered up, "What's he got goin' on up there, Sadie?"

"Please Lord, let this end quietly," I prayed.

"Looks like he's got the diarrhea!" Perhaps this wouldn't have been so bad had there not been thirty other shoppers in the vicinity. Perhaps.

"You be sure to take this stuff until you're all done, now," she yelled perhaps due to her lack of hearing.

"Yes, Ma'am," I replied as I made my way out of there as quickly as I could.

I can't wait until I get that old and can say whatever is on my mind! I'll be sure to pay it forward! Watch out youngun's, old fart in training!

kelly0 11-17-2011 10:15 AM

holy crap.....i laughed my a$$ off!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Redsand 11-17-2011 10:35 AM

thats awesome! :rofl::rofl::rofl2::rofl2:

GREEN-MACHINE 11-17-2011 10:39 AM

dear mr mac,, why on gods earth would you want to wait till you got old to say what on your mind ( you just did you know ) im 52 and been speaking my mind ever since i was a young lad.... ps that was some funny shit..

jcf 11-17-2011 10:39 AM

:rofl: thats too funny! but guess what? I am already that way so whats going to happen when I am elderly :facepalm:

daggo66 11-17-2011 10:51 AM

Go back and place a pack of Magnum condoms on the counter with a big smile on your face. Wink and nod as you hand her the money.

Drakea94 11-17-2011 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GREEN-MACHINE
dear mr mac,, why on gods earth would you want to wait till you got old to say what on your mind ( you just did you know ) im 52 and been speaking my mind ever since i was a young lad.... ps that was some funny shit..

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Originally Posted by jcf
:rofl: thats too funny! but guess what? I am already that way so whats going to happen when I am elderly :facepalm:

Gonna have to hang with you two when your old ... Could be really amusing .. Lol

Peepers 11-17-2011 11:04 AM

Safety glasses, bottle of lube, and a box of tissues... Just sigh and say its gonna be a long night as your leaving the counter...

0_oxc 11-17-2011 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by daggo66
Go back and place a pack of Magnum condoms on the counter with a big smile on your face. Wink and nod as you hand her the money.

Perfect! Rofl !!

This was a funny story! Omg haha.
& I have noticed that. I work retail (hate that damn job) and a lot of old people come into the store and act the same way. Old people are supposed to be nice and make you cookies but nope these ones call me a *****!! So mean! If only I wasn't working I would lay it on em -__-
Outside of work though I'm what you can call.. Blunt.

Mr Mac 11-17-2011 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by daggo66 (Post 1752121)
Go back and place a pack of Magnum condoms on the counter with a big smile on your face. Wink and nod as you hand her the money.

As soon as I can get more than 10 feet from the crapper for more than ten minutes I may just do that! :thumb:

XJ Knight 11-17-2011 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jcf (Post 1752080)
:rofl: thats too funny! but guess what? I am already that way so whats going to happen when I am elderly :facepalm:

When :confused:



:D

kfdjason7620 11-17-2011 03:28 PM

:rofl: me and my wife have discussed a few times that we can cut the budget a little here and there but I can't take that cheap toilet paper!!! Don't skimp on the striking paper!!!

Mr Mac 11-17-2011 03:35 PM

Surely not! ;) One of these days I'll figure that whole 'three sea shells' thing...

XJ Knight 11-17-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mac (Post 1752655)
Surely not! ;) One of these days I'll figure that whole 'three sea shells' thing...

I still dont know how those damn sea shells work :surrender:

Mr Mac 11-17-2011 06:56 PM

The Poop Report (yes, Poop Report) has a possible explanation...go figure.


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