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mdg 11-21-2007 01:29 PM

And the bibles, they are a thumpin'
 
so today is drop off the folks who want to 'witness' to the everyone who is unfortunate enough to be home.

All dressed in black and with books under their arms I thought wow, they are early (I was expecting someone for a meeting but an hour later)

Nope these men wanted to help me find the light of Jesus.

Humm Jesus lost his light and needs me to help find it huh?

I wonder if it is one of those mini mag lights, I like those...

"hello there brother..."

"Sorry guys I am not really on the god team, enjoy the rest of your day"

"not on the god team?"

"yes, a non beliver if you will..... no god"

"oh you need......"

" no.. Really, no Heaven, no life after death"

" well, if you give me a moment.."

"Leave and don't come back, if you do, I will prove to you there is no life after death."

Vector6 11-21-2007 01:48 PM

HA.... I like that approach...

hutchman 11-21-2007 01:52 PM

I just can't quite decide how to respond to this.........

It needs a response, but it just defies........I just don't know......

Whether you believe or not, I'm just not sure why you would brag about threatening someone with their life. And if you didn't why would say you did on here......?

Feeling a little small today are we and need to stroke the ego on the internet.....?

So sad.............

02Prove 11-21-2007 01:56 PM

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mdg 11-21-2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hutchman (Post 160862)
I just can't quite decide how to respond to this.........
.

It's called humor,

try it sometime. :punk:

hutchman 11-21-2007 01:58 PM

Yep, I took it hook, line, and sinker.........

skeeter 11-21-2007 02:01 PM

Humor works better when it's funny...
BTW, for the record, non Christian here so my beliefs don't color my opinion.

hutchman 11-21-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdg (Post 160864)
It's called humor,

try it sometime. :punk:

I see from your avatar that you must be Bob..........How are the pills working?

mdg 11-21-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeeter (Post 160867)
Humor works better when it's funny...
BTW, for the record, non Christian here so my beliefs don't color my opinion.


Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

1. Figure it out for yourself,
or
2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.

mdg 11-21-2007 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hutchman (Post 160868)
I see from your avatar that you must be Bob..........How are the pills working?

I'm smiling..

02Prove 11-21-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdg (Post 160878)
Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

1. Figure it out for yourself,
or
2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.

Forward those to me please. Before you post anything...ever... :rofl:

mdg 11-21-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 02Prove (Post 160881)
Forward those to me please. Before you post anything...ever... :rofl:

you bet!

skeeter 11-21-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdg (Post 160878)
Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

1. Figure it out for yourself,

or
2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.

Why would you need my approval? I don't work here.

OdhinnsChick 11-21-2007 03:10 PM

On one hand, joking about religion is never a good idea. Politics, on the other hand, is fair game. :D

02Prove 11-21-2007 03:13 PM

Some people are just too sensitive...

Then there are those who thrive on being as big of an ass as humaly possible on teh intrawebz.

...the rest of us are normal. :D

Dare2BSquare 11-21-2007 04:25 PM

I'll bet those guys are posting on the bible thumper forum right now about how this guy they met today was blinded to the light of Jesus. They are probably laughing at much at you as you are at them.

Dare2BSquare 11-21-2007 04:44 PM

Naw, on second thought, they probably prayed for your welfare as soon as they were out of sight!

tiny terror 11-21-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 02Prove (Post 160896)
...the rest of us are normal. :D



Are you including yourself in that?

02Prove 11-21-2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 160934)
Are you including yourself in that?

NeVaRrR!!!!

tiny terror 11-21-2007 05:25 PM

Good, I was worried you were deluding yourself.

02Prove 11-21-2007 07:04 PM

I'm just as normal as you are. We all are unique... just like everybody else. :flipoff:

tiny terror 11-21-2007 07:18 PM

Who said I was normal? That's a dirty lie, take it back.


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