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tHEf00l 01-30-2012 06:28 PM

Jeep Haiku's?
 
How to Write a Haiku Poem: 6 steps - wikiHow
Quote:

The Japanese haiku and the English language haiku have several critical differences. In Japanese the haiku is composed of 17 sound units divided into three parts - one with 5 units, one with 7 units and another with 5 units........
More at the link.

These are only Haiku's if I only use the 5/7/5 criteria. I was just fooling around while driving and this is what I came up with :redface:

Please add to these so I am not the only one being silly!
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Confidence is back
On or off, identicle
Jeep Rubicon crush


Teaching my daughter
A father, a Jeep and love
Most likely my last

aelwero 01-30-2012 06:36 PM

big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive I'll make it...
Thank god for winches!



my 15 second submission.
Awesome idea :)

tHEf00l 01-30-2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aelwero (Post 1977371)
big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive i'll make it...
Thank god for winches!



My 15 second submission.
Awesome idea :)

awesome!!!

Cons_Table 01-30-2012 06:45 PM

Creepin' in Four Low
Big or Small the Jeep Will Conquer
Over Rocks I Crawl

Coyote_94YJ 01-30-2012 07:20 PM

Here I sit all broken hearted, I came to....oh wait, that's not it. :redface:


Jeep. Crawls like a snail,
always finishes the trail,
then it's time for ale.

Rpkittle 01-30-2012 07:36 PM

My green jeep goes beep,
both rugged and durable,
Zombies have no chance!

JeepCreeper 01-30-2012 08:22 PM

I can't help the smile.
It grows bigger as I drive.
TJ round lights rule!
:punk:

BadMojo 01-30-2012 08:32 PM

I had a Jeep once
I was stupid and sold it
Now have another.

kbwwolf 01-30-2012 09:44 PM

My Jeep will smite you
Turd-colored crappy Prius
Shrill laughter follows

kbwwolf 01-30-2012 09:45 PM

Roof leak I hate you
pissing on me all the time
I swim in disgust

kbwwolf 01-30-2012 09:45 PM

Headlights you're worthless
I hate you and all your ilk
Oh no an Oak tree

IP0VV3R 01-30-2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kbwwolf
My Jeep will smite you
Turd-colored crappy Prius
Shrill laughter follows

Quote:

Originally Posted by kbwwolf
Roof leak I hate you
pissing on me all the time
I swim in disgust

Quote:

Originally Posted by kbwwolf
Headlights you're worthless
I hate you and all your ilk
Oh no an Oak tree

Bored?

BadMojo 01-30-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IP0VV3R (Post 1978214)
Bored?


Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...:angel:

IP0VV3R 01-30-2012 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadMojo

Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...:angel:

My license plate broke
I'm pissed at the carwash
Used zip ties to fix

BadMojo 01-30-2012 10:09 PM

Automatic wash
Will destroy every time
I never use them

kbwwolf 01-30-2012 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IP0VV3R (Post 1978214)
Bored?

Usually.

jkaufman_95 01-30-2012 11:02 PM

Haiku sometimes make
No sense at all
Refrigerator.

tHEf00l 01-31-2012 08:44 AM

With my top removed
Oblivious to their stares
Enjoy the warm breeze

:rofl:

jsever 01-31-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jkaufman_95 (Post 1978497)
Haiku sometimes make
No sense at all
Refrigerator.

Exactly! :D

Capt Jarrod 01-31-2012 12:06 PM

Fun as hell to drive
curse like a fool when it breaks
Still wont give it up

Rpkittle 01-31-2012 04:13 PM

This one says it all:

Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,

Aunt Flow 01-31-2012 05:47 PM

Winter has arrived.

New tires are expensive.

I wish I had beer.

nick50471 01-31-2012 05:53 PM

I drive my Wrangler
No top No doors all summer
Then sits all winter

Rpkittle 01-31-2012 06:00 PM

Driving the wrangler,
Fueling at the gas station,
Forgot the gas cap

Redsand 01-31-2012 06:01 PM

wheel it till it dies
pull the vin
leave it where it lies
(what i want to do to an escelade)

greenjeepgurl87 01-31-2012 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rpkittle
My green jeep goes beep,
both rugged and durable,
Zombies have no chance!

Love.this one!

jskinn27 01-31-2012 09:02 PM

it sucks when i get
a warning from a coper
music is too loud

jskinn27 01-31-2012 09:03 PM

i really like cheese
i love my jeep oh so much
but she takes all my money

Rpkittle 01-31-2012 09:25 PM

The jeep is not cheap,
JEEP is more than just a word,
Just Empty Every Pocket!

tHEf00l 02-01-2012 01:29 PM

They stare as I pass

Don't be afraid to try it!

Yes, topless again

:dance:

seems to be a theme....


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