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Dare2BSquare 12-14-2007 05:41 PM

The Business Trip
 
Have we done this one already?


To my Darling Husband:

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...re/apology.jpg




P.S. Your Girlfriend Called.

jjseel 12-14-2007 05:43 PM

Yup, but sometimes reruns are still good!

TeeJay 12-14-2007 05:44 PM

Oh No! Scouts Garage Is Ruined! Where Will He Make Dinner Now?!

Dare2BSquare 12-14-2007 05:54 PM

Easier to explain than pick axes in an Audi.

antwon412 12-14-2007 05:55 PM

man....id be pissed if someone parked their POS F150 on top of my 360.

TeeJay 12-14-2007 06:04 PM

I think the F-150 lives there.

the modena more than likely slid under it at a high velocity. Notice the back of the ferrari still in perfect shape? and the smashed tail light on the Ford? all indications that this is the fault of the 360, not the Ford. There is probably a dead guy in the front seat of the Ferrari as well.

Side note: I doubt a Ferrari owner has a Vespa in the same garage. Maybe an F-150 though.

Dare2BSquare 12-14-2007 10:36 PM

You were supposed to laugh. Not analyze. :crash:

woody_k 12-14-2007 10:43 PM

Redneck highrise condo.

sgnellett 12-14-2007 11:02 PM

First thing I thought was,

"That BITCH had better have moved her ass out, or I'll kill her!"

:rofl:

RIPBiker13 12-14-2007 11:05 PM

We need to start a "Help Scout Fund" so he doesn't go hungry. You can't cook bacon in a garage like that...

TeeJay 12-14-2007 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 171978)
You were supposed to laugh. Not analyze. :crash:

Sorry. lemme try again

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl:


...poor hungry scout though....

I'll donate to the fund

TeeJay 12-14-2007 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 171841)
Easier to explain than pick axes in an Audi.

I didn't get this earlier. :rofl::rofl::rofl: I missed the funny pic thread.

sgnellett 12-14-2007 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 (Post 171996)
We need to start a "Help Scout Fund" so he doesn't go hungry. You can't cook bacon in a garage like that...

I'll administer that, just send your donations to me, via paypal, I'll see to it that it all gets taken care of! :crash:

amy 12-14-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 171832)
Have we done this one already?


To my Darling Husband:

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...re/apology.jpg




P.S. Your Girlfriend Called.

Heh heh heh.
Quote:

Originally Posted by sgnellett (Post 171993)
First thing I thought was,

"That BITCH had better have moved her ass out, or I'll kill her!"

:rofl:

Did you miss the part in big red letters? The part about, "P.S. Your Girlfriend Called."
;):D

woody_k 12-14-2007 11:31 PM

O.K. so how did the person in the Ferarri get out of the car?

Both doors are blocked, windows are still up...

by looking at the picture it looks as if the truck came down on the Ferarri. Look at the garage frame in the upper left. Hmmm.

sgnellett 12-14-2007 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 172013)
Heh heh heh.

Did you miss the part in big red letters? The part about, "P.S. Your Girlfriend Called."
;):D

I don't care why, you park an F-150 on top of my Ferrari, you have got to die. Period.

debruins 12-14-2007 11:37 PM

i think the ferrari went underneath it, it could ahve easily been in gear and then the guy bailed out

woody_k 12-15-2007 11:24 AM

The F-150 definately landed on the parked Ferarri.

1. Very little damage to the rear bumper of the truck.

2. Damage to the left side of the garage. Have of the eave is missing and damge to the outside of the garage. How did it get damaged if the truck was parked inside the garage.

3. Debris behide the Ferrari.

4. There would be some evidence that someone alit from the Ferrari. i.e. Look at the dust on the Ferrari and items next to the door would have been moved.

5. The position of the garage door. If the Ferrari would have driven under the truck the garage door would be inside out and the bottom of the door would be further inside of the garage. In fcat the picture shows the opposite.

6. And this is the biggest....Nobody who owns a F-150 would ever own a Vespa too.

Sorry for the analyzation. It's just the cop in me trying to figure out what happened.

deverhart 12-16-2007 11:59 AM

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sgnellett 12-16-2007 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deverhart (Post 172468)

You guys have way too much time on your hands! :rofl:


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