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Unlimited 04-23-2008 10:28 AM

Pop Tops for Cojones.....
 
Last night I was thinking about some of the things that were said about our friend Cain and I started feelin’ pretty bad about it. I mean, after all, the guy is a decorated vet who put his life on the line for his country. Cain stopped thinking with his brain a few months ago and sold his Jeep. Some tiny little thing got into his head and basically took control of his life. It wasn’t his fault he sold his manhood, (errr, I mean Jeep) he just couldn’t help it. Clearly, he was not in control…..

Cain is a great guy, so here’s what I came up with to help him regain his manhood (err… buy a new Jeep): I’ve started a charity campaign that I’m callin’ “Pop Tops for Cojones”. We're going to start collecting aluminum can pop top thingies, recycle them, and give the money to Cain so he can buy a new Jeep.

I need your help! Now I know that many of you in the east (that would be every state that is not California) kill a suitcase or two every weekend. That’s 60 pop tops! If everyone on the forum saved their pop tops, we’d have a few metric tons in no time! So this weekend, before you blow the crap out of your empties with a few well placed 7.62 rounds, pull the pop tops and put them in your pocket. What could be easier than that?

Now, some of you might be thinkin’ that logistically, it’s going to be difficult and expensive to get all those pop tops to me to recycle. Well, I’ve got that covered! This morning I made a few calls and Uncle Sam is going to donate the use of a C-130, fuel, and crew that will fly around the United States and pick-up all those pop tops up from you and deliver them to me. The U.S. government felt that it was the least they could do for one of their solders. The plane will leave Cali on Memorial day and spend the month of June flying to every state. A schedule will be posted so you will know when the “Pop Tops for Cojones” plane will be in your area for pick-up. The plain will return here on July 4th with the PAYload.

I know that if we all work together, we can come up with at least $2,000 worth of pop tops to give to Cain that he can put towards buying a new pair (ummm, Jeep). After all, isn’t a great guy like Cain worth drinking a few extra cans of beer for?

Thanks for your help! I’ll keep you posted on our progress!

(And while you’re at it….. Visit the link in my sig and donate $10 to the Relay for Life, it’s another great cause!)

MOz 04-23-2008 11:38 AM

Excellent idea....

I was thinking of selling a kidney ebay but your idea is much less painful.

I'm still offering my stock(less then 40k miles) suspension, shocks, tires and bumpers.

tiny terror 04-23-2008 01:17 PM

ahem. manhood intact thank you very much.

lost 04-23-2008 01:32 PM

i only drink water but i can donate this cj minus the tcase and shafts
:D
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...y/CIMG1173.jpg

Dare2BSquare 04-23-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 221671)
ahem. manhood intact thank you very much.

intact, but pw-ed

cavediverjc 04-23-2008 04:30 PM

Army is the tie that binds us, so....brother....I'll do anything I can. I'll have some extra parts when I get my lift installed....and you're welcome to them. We'll get your manhood (Jeep) back as soon as we can!!

:)

cavediverjc 04-23-2008 04:31 PM

And maybe I'm reading into this a little too much.....but Tiny and Cain aren't a thing........are they?

:hijacked: :firedevil: :hijacked: :firedevil:

Unlimited 04-23-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavediverjc (Post 221729)
And maybe I'm reading into this a little too much.....but Tiny and Cain aren't a thing........are they?

:hijacked: :firedevil: :hijacked: :firedevil:

Go read Cain's profile, and don't hijack my thread! This is serious bidness here. We're tryin' to do something nice for Cain. So save those pop tops!

amy 04-23-2008 06:03 PM

I'd love to help out, too, but since Oregon, Washington and Alaska don't seem to count as part of the west coast, in Unlimited's mind, I guess I can't. :( I'm still pullin for ya, Cain!

Barrie 04-23-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 221796)
I'd love to help out, too, but since Oregon, Washington and Alaska don't seem to count as part of the west coast, in Unlimited's mind, I guess I can't. :( I'm still pullin for ya, Cain!

Wow if these three states don't count I guess Maine is totaly out of the Question.:wavey: My land lord has a mint 98 TJ Sport 64,000 miles for sale.

amy 04-23-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barrie in Maine (Post 221808)
Wow if these three states don't count I guess Maine is totaly out of the Question.:wavey: My land lord has a mint 98 TJ Sport 64,000 miles for sale.

Actually, Maine is east of California.
I was referring to this;
Quote:

Now I know that many of you in the east (that would be every state that is not California)

Barrie 04-23-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 221816)
Actually, Maine is east of California.
I was referring to this;

My bad, forgot the earlier post.:confused: Maine is very east of Cali,:)

amy 04-23-2008 07:24 PM

No big. :D

ccain 04-23-2008 08:48 PM

Awww!!!! Damn gang! I didn't realize how much I was liked over here! I am truly humbled!
I've never been the center of a charity before... Well there was that one time before they tapped the water off my brain... But I have to say, I'm touched!

Hey, Unlimited... Do bottle caps count? Cuz, I just twisted off about 6 of em! You know.... Anything I can do to help and all!!! :D

Moz... Awww man, to think you'd sell a kidney for the cause! Damn man! Wow... Hang on to it! If your blood type matches... I just might need it! BTW... How's your liver?! :D

Lost... Judging from the steering wheel that looks like a CJ5... An early CJ5... Wow man, thats sharp... Would make one hell of a rig! Any chance we could start a "ccain needs to build up his rig" charity? :D

Dare... If you only knew buddy! :flipoff:

Barrie... Maine isn't out of reach for a C-130... Those things can land on unimproved runways! So, hell yeah!!!! Save those tabs! I need another Jeep Dammit! :D

Amy, You're a doll! :D And yes, there are more states to the west than just Cali! But, as you know, Cali is where my heart is!

And Cavediver.... Oh man! I got it REAL bad for Tiny! If I play my cards right... I just may have a "wheelin' buddy" and "the most precious girl in the world!" forever! ;)

There! I finally said it! The cat is truly out of the bag after almost a year!!! :p

So, now you all know exactly why I sold the SGT Major! No Jeep is gonna come between me and the woman I love! But, it sure would be nice to be able to hit the trails with her in my own Jeep! :cool:

And Tiny... You know I love you baby! ;)

tiny terror 04-23-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavediverjc (Post 221729)
And maybe I'm reading into this a little too much.....but Tiny and Cain aren't a thing........are they?

:hijacked: :firedevil: :hijacked: :firedevil:

What kinda "thing" are we talking about??? :wavey:

tiny terror 04-23-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ccain (Post 221874)
And Cavediver.... Oh man! I got it REAL bad for Tiny! If I play my cards right... I just may have a "wheelin' buddy" and "the most precious girl in the world!" forever! ;)


Awww..... :D I got two fresh decks of cards, let's play.

Scout 04-23-2008 09:32 PM

Tops are too much to keep up with. Cain, here's my AMEX number so just use it to get whatever Jeep you want. You can pay me back if you ever hit the lottery.

9678 553322 09554

Exp 03/09 - 3 Digit # on back 915

MoA 04-23-2008 09:42 PM

^^ heh..


scout what do you do for a living btw? i want your job!! lol

sgnellett 04-23-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scout (Post 221895)
Tops are too much to keep up with. Cain, here's my AMEX number so just use it to get whatever Jeep you want. You can pay me back if you ever hit the lottery.

9678 553322 09554

Exp 03/09 - 3 Digit # on back 915

Must resist urge to try it!!!! :flipoff: :crash:

Scout 04-23-2008 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoA (Post 221900)
^^ heh..


scout what do you do for a living btw? i want your job!! lol

I moderate Wrangler Forum. :punk: With our last raise we're all pulling down about $ 150k per year. Not too bad considering all we do is type all day. :)

Scout 04-23-2008 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sgnellett (Post 221906)
Must resist urge to try it!!!! :flipoff: :crash:

Go for it.

amy 04-23-2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scout (Post 221907)
I moderate Wrangler Forum. :punk: With our last raise we're all pulling down about $ 150k per year. Not too bad considering all we do is type all day. :)

Raise? I didn't get a raise, I got demoted... I been a baaaaad girl. http://hobbsclan.us/anime/icon_smile_dissapprove.gif

And Cain, I'll help even if my state doesn't count.

4point 04-23-2008 11:40 PM

OK, I've given your pop top thing a lot of thought and I just can't separate those poor little tops from their cans. So being soo overly masculine I decided I will instead send cain my left nut. And there's a perk too, you see Tiny is very curious about left nuts and now she'll have two of them to figure out why they are so special. Give me your Fed Ex # and I'll overnight it to you.

debruins 04-23-2008 11:53 PM

woww, ud give ur left nut for CCain to get a jeep, thats one of the most amazing things ive heard, the only thing id give my left nut for are pretty much all for myself.








oh, or is it cause u don't get any use out of it anymore? :-P

4point 04-24-2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debruins (Post 221963)
woww, ud give ur left nut for CCain to get a jeep, thats one of the most amazing things ive heard, the only thing id give my left nut for are pretty much all for myself.

You do know you'll go blind doing that don't you?






Quote:

Originally Posted by debruins (Post 221963)
oh, or is it cause u don't get any use out of it anymore? :-P

No they are both so good I won't miss one.

debruins 04-24-2008 12:09 AM

u go blind if u use ur left nut on something u want?


i dont think thats true, ive used my left nut on things i wanted and im not blind
or did u mean giving it?


btw touché, i cant think of a good response to that

Unlimited 04-24-2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 221796)
I'd love to help out, too, but since Oregon, Washington and Alaska don't seem to count as part of the west coast, in Unlimited's mind, I guess I can't. :( I'm still pullin for ya, Cain!

No, No, No, Amy. Of course you count. The Pacific North west is one of my favorite places ever. The "east" reference was about the suitcase thing.

And we are NOT collecting left nuts..... no room on the plane for those.

Vector6 04-24-2008 06:10 AM

nope, he made his bed.... he can lie in it..... jeepless.... :flipoff:

MOz 04-24-2008 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ccain (Post 221874)
Awww!!!! Damn gang! I didn't realize how much I was liked over here! I am truly humbled!
I've never been the center of a charity before... Well there was that one time before they tapped the water off my brain... But I have to say, I'm touched!

Hey, Unlimited... Do bottle caps count? Cuz, I just twisted off about 6 of em! You know.... Anything I can do to help and all!!! :D

Moz... Awww man, to think you'd sell a kidney for the cause! Damn man! Wow... Hang on to it! If your blood type matches... I just might need it! BTW... How's your liver?! :D

Lost... Judging from the steering wheel that looks like a CJ5... An early CJ5... Wow man, thats sharp... Would make one hell of a rig! Any chance we could start a "ccain needs to build up his rig" charity? :D

Dare... If you only knew buddy! :flipoff:

Barrie... Maine isn't out of reach for a C-130... Those things can land on unimproved runways! So, hell yeah!!!! Save those tabs! I need another Jeep Dammit! :D

Amy, You're a doll! :D And yes, there are more states to the west than just Cali! But, as you know, Cali is where my heart is!

And Cavediver.... Oh man! I got it REAL bad for Tiny! If I play my cards right... I just may have a "wheelin' buddy" and "the most precious girl in the world!" forever! ;)

There! I finally said it! The cat is truly out of the bag after almost a year!!! :p

So, now you all know exactly why I sold the SGT Major! No Jeep is gonna come between me and the woman I love! But, it sure would be nice to be able to hit the trails with her in my own Jeep! :cool:

And Tiny... You know I love you baby! ;)

My liver is a lot better since I quit drinking (since this past Lent that is) ..... Type A+ bro!

1BLKJP 04-24-2008 05:58 PM

Damn buddy, this is the first I've read this thread. :D Very touching. :D Very disturbing. :D

Cain brotha, you get the TT to bring you out here with her heep and I'll let you pilot mine in the rocks. :D


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