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MoA 04-24-2008 02:21 AM

smurf piss
 
wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/

[TheYJGuy] 04-24-2008 03:34 AM

hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news

cavediverjc 04-24-2008 07:31 AM

Unless it's rum....................

:punk:

MOz 04-24-2008 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MoA (Post 221998)
wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/

Need to man up there cowboy if you're 'gonna drink that stuff....

MoA 04-24-2008 11:38 AM

drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..

MOz 04-24-2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MoA (Post 222107)
drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..

Yup...been there done that. We use to mix in a plastic garbage can, add fruit and mixed juices. We called it "Garbage Can Wapatui."

There's nothing pleasant about grain alcohol. I think shine is even worse.

sgnellett 04-24-2008 02:01 PM

I had somebody once make koolaid using everclear instead of water, then didn't tell us what it really was! It only took a few long chugs off that jug before the puking started in earnest! Never again!:eek:

parrot head 04-24-2008 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cavediverjc (Post 222032)
Unless it's rum....................

:punk:

Right, cuz anything that is made from sugar can't be bad :D

MoA 04-24-2008 03:10 PM

ive made spiked fruit punch before.. actually did it at camp jeep..

pineapple, manderane oranges, bananas, apples, watermelon.. used 2 gallons of vodka, 5th of morgan, and 2 2-liters of fruit punch.. mixed with 3 packets of fruit punch koolaid.. didnt even take the liquor..

the smurf piss i made last nite was 5th of everclear, 1 2-liter of mountain dew, 2 packs of fruit punch koolaid, and like a cup of sugar lol..

oh and moonshine is the tits.. dads buddy triple distills it.. me, my dad, my cousin, and grandma had a moonshine drinking contest this previous xmas..

me and my cuz vs my dad and grandma.. my dad was the first to quit and my grandma picked up his slack.. damn full blooded germans can handle their liquor.. especially for a 68 yr old woman

02Prove 04-24-2008 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The_YJGuy88 (Post 222001)
hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news

Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.

Scout 04-24-2008 10:52 PM

In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.

MoA 04-24-2008 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Scout (Post 222352)
In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.

heh i wanted to see if my breath would catch fire.. my buddy took my lighter from me lol..

the bottle states in a big circle on the front to keep away from open flame and heat.. and also warns about the bottle exploding if it gets too hot..

also it says dont take shots of it.. and to mix it with a non alcoholic beverage lol

Scout 04-24-2008 11:09 PM

He didn't read the label. :D

MoA 04-24-2008 11:35 PM

heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL

ccain 04-24-2008 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MoA (Post 222359)
heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL

I thought he burnt his man parts... I sure wish I could fall into a pile of shit and come out smellin' like a rose like that guy did. Hello!!! Coffee has been served HOT for like a Kabillion years!!!! Geez!
Maybe I should sue the 7-11 the next time I get brain freeze from a Slurpee! :rolleyes:

[TheYJGuy] 04-25-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JEEPER (Post 222345)
Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.

I'll agree. Wild Turkey 101 was a past favorite of mine, then I wised up and stopped drinking. I was 18 at the time.


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