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Dare2BSquare 05-22-2008 04:58 PM

Shopping With the Wife...
 
My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

whiteyj 05-22-2008 05:00 PM

Clean up on aisle 7.............:bottom:

Vector6 05-22-2008 05:08 PM

heh....

4point 05-22-2008 05:10 PM

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Barrie 05-22-2008 06:32 PM

:rofl::rofl::D

amy 05-22-2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 231484)
My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

Sooo, you're sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week, right?:D

cherokee980 05-22-2008 07:03 PM

Just turn the lights off and have a good imagination!!!! HA HA HA!!!

ccain 05-22-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 231519)
Sooo, you're sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week, right?:D

Hehehe... More like the tiny bungalow out back! :rofl:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a147/ccain529/DH.jpg

Dare2BSquare 05-22-2008 07:09 PM

She's leaving me tomorrow.

Going to the condo in Florida.

I have to stay home.

ccain 05-22-2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 231531)
She's leaving me tomorrow.

Going to the condo in Florida.

I have to stay home.

Just as long as you don't hear her say "CABANA BOY!!! DANCE!!!!" as she picks up the phone when you call! :rofl:

Dare2BSquare 05-22-2008 07:15 PM

Who says I'm gonna call her???

I'm gonna hang out at Riverfest this weekend. Gots to go hear some ZZTop.

amy 05-22-2008 07:45 PM

ZZTop?!? Think your wife would care if I went with you? I'd really like to see them live.

jpdocdave 05-22-2008 07:47 PM

:rofl: since you could get 48 cans for the price of that face cream, did you tell her she'd look good for 2 or 3 days?

Dare2BSquare 05-22-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amy (Post 231549)
ZZTop?!? Think your wife would care if I went with you? I'd really like to see them live.

Come on down!!!

.38 Special is on stage right before them.

(Skeeter can come, too!)

amy 05-22-2008 08:19 PM

Too cool! That would be a fun trip.

[TheYJGuy] 05-22-2008 10:53 PM

:rofl: LMAO!!

Good shit Dare!

distortedtj 05-23-2008 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 231484)
$20.00 jar of face cream

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,'

Im so glad my wife aint a girly girl and she dont wear makeup. that crap is exspensive.:eek:

KicknJeep 05-23-2008 10:02 AM

:rofl::rofl::eek: Wait---- Dare how did you say you got those scars on your head????????

j cal 05-23-2008 10:45 AM

i was going to say...where can you find a case for 10 bucks?

Dare2BSquare 05-23-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KicknJeep (Post 231683)
:rofl::rofl::eek: Wait---- Dare how did you say you got those scars on your head????????


LOL. If you don't duck, a jar of face cream can do a lot of damage!!! :D

distortedtj 05-23-2008 11:38 AM

you better catch it....if it breaks you be buying it and another for her to use:eek: then your out 40 bones:rofl:

sgnellett 05-23-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare (Post 231484)
My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

So, when is the funeral?


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