Share your favorite quote or routine by the best stand up comedian of all time.
The world is a much less funny place without him.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
06-23-2008 07:42 PM
Not George Carlin.................. Sam Kinison :D :rofl: Another funny dead guy.
06-23-2008 07:45 PM
Why does everyone think cats are so clean? My cat's covered in cat spit.
This man was a genius and will be sorely missed.
There are SO MANY Carlin quotes I could list, but almost none of them are forum-friendly.