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jeeptales 08-08-2008 04:30 PM

what are your all time favorite movie quotes?
 
Here are two of mine:


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) from Pulp Fiction (1994)

Well, I believe in the soul, the c_ _k, the p_ _ _y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner ) from Bull Durham (1988)

jpdocdave 08-08-2008 05:03 PM

"did i catch a niner in there? were you calling from a walkie talkie?"...."no....it was cordless."---chris farley and david spade tommy boy.

"you're polishin the brass on the titanic man, its all goin down." brad pitt fight club.

G54 08-08-2008 05:29 PM

From one of the best Sci-Fis ever - Aliens.

Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez: "No. Have you?"

And of course the infamous:
Ripley: "Get away from her, you bitch!"

02Prove 08-08-2008 05:35 PM

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f**king effort to get to the top of the f**king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?....Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of s**t! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT!! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-D**KS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I'm your huckleberry...

I never f**ked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.

RatherBNarizona 08-08-2008 07:05 PM

"You boys like Mexico?" -Supertroopers

we wrote it on the back window on the way to Mexico lol :D
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...exico/1094.jpg

nvr-enough 08-08-2008 07:10 PM

ALL of anchor man!

Just a few:

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. A straight shot to the baby maker."



"Brick, I thought said this was a short-cut?" "OK"
"Well is it a short cut?" "alright.":rofl:

AzTJ 08-08-2008 07:12 PM

"I'll believe that when me $h!t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet." - Super Troopers

From Super Bad
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

parrot head 08-08-2008 10:00 PM

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth unto the, and teaming with souls shal it ever be. In nomini patris et filis et spiritus sancti.

orange05tj 08-08-2008 10:04 PM

This is smokey bear and I'm tail grabbing your ass right now.

parrot head 08-08-2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by orange05tj (Post 253780)
This is smokey bear and I'm tail grabbing your ass right now.

when we get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth, cuz there ain't no way that you come from my loins!

florida_gat0r 08-08-2008 10:46 PM

So so many.

I'm your Huckleberry.

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Gimme some sugar, baby.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!
Well, it's the real article! Genuine, double-rectified bust head. Aged in the keg.

No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

Charlie don't surf!

Tiburon 08-09-2008 01:03 AM

Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead wh@re stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right f#cking now. Buenas noches. -Ted the bellhop 4 Rooms

spanky 08-09-2008 01:25 AM

wow... i could list a TON! pretty much anything from Die Hard or Big Trouble In Little China or Full Metal Jacket

lets just go with:

"yippe kai yay mother fucker"

Unlimited 08-09-2008 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by parrot head (Post 253778)
...
And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth unto the, and teaming with souls shal it ever be. In nomini patris et filis et spiritus sancti.

"When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints."

"Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?"

usmc02tj 08-09-2008 02:30 AM

all of wedding crashers..

but the very beginning is a great quote

Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. :wavey:

parrot head 08-09-2008 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 253890)
"When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints."

"Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?"

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

florida_gat0r 08-09-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by spanky (Post 253888)
... Big Trouble In Little China ...

Yea! Great movie!

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

florida_gat0r 08-09-2008 08:20 AM

Not a movie, but "Deadwood"...


Good morning.

Great time of day to go f**k yourself!

sgnellett 08-09-2008 08:29 AM

Surely, you can't be serious!

I am serious, and don't call me Shiley!


Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full!"

Eman10 08-09-2008 09:01 AM

;)"Are you saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"
"Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad." -Major league

orange05tj 08-09-2008 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by florida_gat0r (Post 253825)
So so many.

I'm your Huckleberry.

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Gimme some sugar, baby.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!
Well, it's the real article! Genuine, double-rectified bust head. Aged in the keg.

No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

Charlie don't surf!

:rofl::rofl: one of my favorites

njatrtljp 08-09-2008 12:32 PM

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt Earp: I'm not gonna fight ya, there's no money in it.

hardy1531 08-09-2008 02:58 PM

" Are you serious Clark?"


You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up the butchers a@@....wait that's not it.......


Sonofa thats gona leave a mark

Schmo 08-09-2008 03:28 PM

Darkness washed over the dude . . . darker than a black steer's tuckus on a moonless prairie at night. - Big Lebowski

I got mind control over Deebo . . . He be like, shut the f*ck up, an I be quiet . . . but when he leave, I be talkin' again - Friday

tazmann910 08-09-2008 10:21 PM

So many movies that I could quote....but here are a few of my favorite.

Dodgeball -
You're adopted! Your parents don't even love you!

Dodgeball again -
You all look like a bunch of monkeys trying to f**k a door knob.

Big Trouble in Little China -
Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end!


The last Boy Scout - (Most favorite movie, here are a few.)

The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you f**k

Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your d*ck into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

And my favorite...
I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you

whitebuffalo 08-10-2008 10:16 PM

"you've got the whitest white part of the eye i've ever seen, do you floss?"

MR.CLIFFORD 08-10-2008 10:54 PM

Custer was a pussy. You ain't!

02Prove 08-10-2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR.CLIFFORD (Post 254381)
Custer was a pussy. You ain't!

Great movie!

Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.

...Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

KBR97 08-10-2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nvr-enough (Post 253675)
ALL of anchor man!

Just a few:

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. A straight shot to the baby maker."



"Brick, I thought said this was a short-cut?" "OK"
"Well is it a short cut?" "alright.":rofl:

yes! I completely agree. I would like to qoute the entire script of anchor man.:punk:

"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this."

KBR97 08-10-2008 11:38 PM

oh yeah and this one from Speed

"POP QUIZ ASSHOLE!"


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