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tiny terror 09-18-2008 01:04 PM

mission failed... blue plastic cow still a threat
 
Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....

Quote:

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.
The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.

4Jeepn 09-18-2008 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 265256)
Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....



The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.

So super secret organizations give out badges for ID's now.. LOL

4point 09-18-2008 01:14 PM

Yeah, it was definitely the "purple pig in Memphis" uh huh. :D

cavediverjc 09-18-2008 01:25 PM

His United States Illuminati special agent badge is 0931? Mine's 007. Looks like I've got him beaten by a few years........ ;)

Unlimited 09-18-2008 01:27 PM

This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!

ccain 09-18-2008 01:30 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :rofl: OMFG! I want some of what that kid was smokin'!


An BTW... When I think of "Secret Agent" this image DOESN'T come to mind!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...bLySkPnrAs.jpg

kg4kpg 09-18-2008 01:59 PM

I want to join...where do I sign up?! :wavey:

Unlimited 09-18-2008 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kg4kpg (Post 265273)
I want to join...where do I sign up?! :wavey:

Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.

kg4kpg 09-18-2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 265278)
Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.

YES!:punk:

sgnellett 09-18-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg4kpg (Post 265273)
I want to join...where do I sign up?! :wavey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 265278)
Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg4kpg (Post 265291)
YES!:punk:

Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?! :rolleyes:

You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon! :crash:

4point 09-18-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sgnellett (Post 265297)
Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?! :rolleyes:

You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon! :crash:

:rolleyes: They use a 10lb sledge to insert the chip in your head. It'll go right through the tin foil.

RatherBNarizona 09-18-2008 04:34 PM

haha that is awesome
made my day! :rofl:

G54 09-18-2008 04:41 PM

Joking about the USI is not wise. The black helicopters are en route. Run.

Unlimited 09-18-2008 05:56 PM

USI is serious bidness......

cavediverjc 09-18-2008 05:58 PM

We know where he lives. We're watching him right now......

We have men on the inside who can interrogate him and, if need be, eliminate his testimony.

kg4kpg 09-18-2008 06:02 PM

If he's married, he doesn't need his testicl....oh, you said testiMONY. :D

tiny terror 09-18-2008 09:41 PM

You're all in trouble now.

AzTJ 09-18-2008 10:06 PM

Mission failed indeed. :rofl:

tiny terror 09-19-2008 12:50 AM

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...8469402827.jpg

Unlimited 09-19-2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 265436)
You're all in trouble now.

Don't listen to her..... She is not USI.

tiny terror 09-19-2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 265520)
Don't listen to her..... She is not USI.


You wish. My badge is laminated.

MOz 09-19-2008 07:56 AM

Waterboarding and body cavity searches for everyone....

Oh, wait. Someone is knocking on my door. I have to go.

Unlimited 09-19-2008 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 265521)
You wish. My badge is laminated.

Which cereal box did it come off of?

Darton 09-19-2008 10:20 AM

LOL this was great! it happened about 20 minutes from my house. Glad to know the Illuminatis are lookin out for us here. I could probably get you all some of whatever he was smokin, I have a cousin.....

hardy1531 09-19-2008 12:04 PM

I have to say I do feel safer with ya'll out there protecting us from these fakes. Obviously he didn't know the super secret handshake or the cops would have let him go. I bet he gets the probe in jail.......

tiny terror 09-19-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 265560)
Which cereal box did it come off of?

If you don't know your badge isn't official.

Dare2BSquare 09-19-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlimited (Post 265266)
This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!

Actually his badge number corresponds to the official numbers of the Illuminutty!

He simply mispoke when he said Illuminati.

G54 09-19-2008 02:33 PM

I can't believe you are all still around. The "real" USI is probably information gathering. This is no joke. They don't take well to imposters. I suggest a complete change of identity pronto. I'm out.

Unlimited 09-19-2008 06:18 PM

That's right.... Laugh it up! I told you that USI is serious bidness. Keep mocking us and see where it gets you. Without the USI you would all be in deep, deep trouble!

G54 09-19-2008 06:33 PM

Warning! I suspect Unlimited is an imposter. I suggest you all stay away from him. Bad things may happen. Shhh. Okay...now I'm out.


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