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distortedtj 09-29-2008 09:41 PM

Funny Acronym's
 
Being in the military, I use acronym's for just about everything. I usually end up confusing my wife when I start talking when I get home from work. She thinks it's funny that she doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about. Let see some funny Acronym's.....What ya'll got?

EXP : P.E.T.A = People Eating Tasty Animals.

usmc02tj 09-29-2008 10:50 PM

i heard this one last night watching carlos mencia......... F.E.M.A find every mexican available

distortedtj 09-29-2008 10:52 PM

That's a good start.....come on people I know ya'll got some more.

Give us a good laugh.

rketr 09-29-2008 11:19 PM

Had just a few beers tonite (=7) so the only thing that comes to mind deal with Ford.

FORD = Flip Over, Read Directions
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead

Will likely have more tomorrow...after a few cups of coffee :cool:

usmc02tj 09-30-2008 12:09 AM

bohica= bend over here it comes again
diligaf= does it look like i give a f**k

jeeptales 09-30-2008 12:41 AM

You all know MADD Mothers against Drunk Drivers...

I'm the prez of DAMM Drunks against mad mothers

cavediverjc 09-30-2008 03:15 PM

Back when I lived in Key Largo and was an active Master Scuba Instructor, there were always these guys that wanted to brag about how great at diving they were. Without fail, they always ended up short on their promises. Alot of times, these guys needed rescued. After the twentieth or thirtieth idiot I had to rescue, I started calling them S.P.O.R.T. Stupid People On Reef Trips.

So if you were a loudmouth who went diving in the Keys throughout the 90's and the first couple of years of the millennium and were called SPORT, now you know we were making fun of you. You're welcome. :wavey:

chezuki 09-30-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rketr (Post 268329)
Had just a few beers tonite (=7) so the only thing that comes to mind deal with Ford.

FORD = Flip Over, Read Directions
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead

Will likely have more tomorrow...after a few cups of coffee :cool:

Also,

FORD = F'd On Race Day

Barrie 09-30-2008 05:27 PM

FUBAR= Fu--ed Up Beyond All Recognition :)

Scout 09-30-2008 05:53 PM

I.D.10T error.

nvr-enough 09-30-2008 08:02 PM

2 more for ford: For old redneck drivers
For only rolling downhill



-- i really don't have a thing against ford thought :)

distortedtj 09-30-2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nvr-enough (Post 268589)
-- i really don't have a thing against ford thought :)

I don't either.


FORD = F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.

distortedtj 09-30-2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scout (Post 268561)
I.D.10T error.

I'm going to need you to fill out one of those I.D.10T forms if you don't find the 710 cap in your engine bay. :D

sgnellett 09-30-2008 08:55 PM

P.E.B.K.A.C. Problem exists between keyboard and chair

distortedtj 09-30-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sgnellett (Post 268601)
P.E.B.K.A.C. Problem exists between keyboard and chair

:rofl: I have that issue frequently.

HighTechRedneck 09-30-2008 09:19 PM

NBC = Nothing But Crap

yjwrangler 10-01-2008 05:15 AM

haahh can't beleive no one put this up.

Just.Empty.Every.Pocket = jeep

Chevrolet
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

i have a great one for what Oboma thinks is "change" but unfortunatly i am a respectful man and i will not post racist garbage online..although a good hint..Come Help A....

sgnellett 10-01-2008 06:13 AM

HBO = Hells Box Office

Boat = Break Out Another Thousand

parrot head 10-01-2008 06:51 AM

HYUNDAI = Hope You Understand, Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive:flipoff:

usmc02tj 10-01-2008 08:07 AM

army= aint ready 4 marines yet
marine=muscles are required inteliigence not expected
marine=my ass rides in navy equipment
usarmy= uncle sam aint released me yet

cavediverjc 10-01-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usmc02tj (Post 268717)
army= aint ready 4 marines yet
marine=muscles are required inteliigence not expected
marine=my ass rides in navy equipment
usarmy= uncle sam aint released me yet

Shouldn't you be fighting a dragon on a mountaintop dressed in your blues?

:D

usmc02tj 10-01-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavediverjc (Post 268721)
Shouldn't you be fighting a dragon on a mountaintop dressed in your blues?

:D

hahahaha :rofl: no i believe the new thing is going all over the world and throwing guns in the air and catching as we twirl them in our dress blues....fighting dragons is sooooo last month...:doh:

ArmyJP 10-01-2008 08:51 AM

S.N.A.F.U = situation normal, all f*cked up

Used on an hourly basis whilst in Iraq.

MOz 10-01-2008 11:00 AM

N.A.S.A.

Need Another Seven Astronauts.

MOz 10-01-2008 11:02 AM

My apologies...not a funny one. I missed the theme there...5 demerits.

cavediverjc 10-01-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usmc02tj (Post 268723)
hahahaha :rofl: No i believe the new thing is going all over the world and throwing guns in the air and catching as we twirl them in our dress blues....fighting dragons is sooooo last month...:doh:


:)

distortedtj 10-01-2008 10:10 PM

Hey Scout
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by distortedtj (Post 268597)
I'm going to need you to fill out one of those I.D.10T forms if you don't find the 710 cap in your engine bay. :D


Hey Scout are you still looking for that 710 cap? :D

parrot head 10-02-2008 06:45 AM

U.S.M.C. = Uncle Sam's Misguided Children:D

Coyote_94YJ 10-02-2008 04:37 PM

F.A.G. = Film Actors Guild


Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

sonofabeach 10-02-2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barrie in Maine (Post 268553)
FUBAR= Fu--ed Up Beyond All Recognition :)

HeY! that will apply to me about this time tomorrow :punk:


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