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tiny terror 10-21-2008 10:44 PM

whilst wrestling a bear...
 
Cain broke his thumb.

Yes. A bear. Kodiak I believe. Jumped at the children and he wrestled it to the ground breaking his thumb on the beast's orbital bone as he shoved his digit into the bear's brain. As grey matter oozed out past his broken bone, the bear gurgled it's death rattle and collapsed onto the ground........ or he broke it at the playground playing with my son. :D

Ol' Red 10-22-2008 12:28 AM

You seem very interesting Tiny.

RatherBNarizona 10-22-2008 02:26 AM

did someone get a boo boo?

AzTJ 10-22-2008 02:42 AM

Jeeze what is with you two? Can't seem to not get hurt. :D

Take it easy cain!

02Prove 10-22-2008 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Red (Post 274299)
You seem very interesting Tiny.


You don't know the half of it! :punk:

Hilldweller 10-22-2008 07:25 AM

Kodiak steaks. mmmmmm.

4Jeepn 10-22-2008 07:36 AM

I heard he was double dog dared on the monkey bars....

MOz 10-22-2008 10:17 AM

I heard it was an injury related to using toilet paper improperly. Not only did he break his thumb but he has a raging infection too.

4point 10-22-2008 10:22 AM

I told you not to run with that thing in your butt! :D

tiny terror 10-22-2008 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Red (Post 274299)
You seem very interesting Tiny.

Now 'ang on there... interesting is an interesting choice of words. Do you doubt my bear story?? Hmmmmm???

It's the truth I tell you! The truth.

We later went back for the carcass so as to taxiderm it, but a tyrannosaurus had dragged it off behind the trees. It chewed off the arms, rendering it useless for our "right to bear arms" display in the front yard.

ccain 10-22-2008 02:37 PM

It WAS a bear... A BIG one! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!

02Prove 10-22-2008 02:42 PM

Why do you guys keep mispelling beer?

whiteyj 10-22-2008 02:53 PM

Bummer....Gettin kicked to the ground by a kid! I'd stick to the BEER story.:eek:

jjseel 10-22-2008 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 02Prove (Post 274472)
Why do you guys keep mispelling beer?

:rofl::rofl:







Sorry for the digit problems...

foxinthemudd 10-22-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ccain (Post 274470)
It WAS a bear... A BIG one! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!

hey guys don't make fun of CCain. those bears at the playground with the springs up their butt can really do some damage!:rofl:


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