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4point 10-22-2008 11:50 AM

A sound investment in a market in turmoil
 
This is good advice.

Quote:

Posted by Dayguy at 4x4him
During this unbelievable turmoil on the market, here?s the best investment advice I have heard so far:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Call me, 1-800-401-KEGS, if you are interested in getting more detailed info on this proven plan that works well during a deep recession time.

distortedtj 10-22-2008 12:08 PM

I knew I've been investing wisely. :D

MOz 10-22-2008 12:15 PM

Makes me want to start drinking again.

2much 10-22-2008 09:28 PM

Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...:rolleyes::eek:

Scout 10-22-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 2much (Post 274605)
Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...:rolleyes::eek:

x2! WTF? :confused:

distortedtj 10-22-2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2much (Post 274605)
Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...:rolleyes::eek:

You can still recycle glass. :doh:

Scout 10-22-2008 10:47 PM

What's it worth?

distortedtj 10-22-2008 10:55 PM

???? depends on location. ...call your local recycling center.

yjwrangler 10-22-2008 11:29 PM

yup all i drink from is glass....bummer


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