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I H8RDS 04-05-2013 11:14 AM

Female humor
 
I personally found #1 and 6 to be my favorites :rofl:

Had to share it......:wavey: Lorie


1
He said to me.....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?

2
He said to me ............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ............... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing

3
He said to me ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ........ Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
4
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ......... They don't have time..

5
He said to me..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ...... I don't know; it has never happened.

6
He said to me..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him ....... They already have boyfriends.

7
He said to me.... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him...... A widow.

8
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

jeff_in_rc 04-05-2013 12:32 PM

I love #1

I really love #2

And 3 , 4, 7 & 8 :rofl:

As far as #5, I am the ONLY one to do this in my house! :D

#6 is always a good one for a laugh

Westside1 04-05-2013 12:36 PM

#1 haha

I H8RDS 04-05-2013 01:36 PM

LOL funny stuff and most are so true!! I thought it was a good "Friday" joke :)


TGIF!! And I'm goin wheelin'!!! :punk:

Lab Lover 04-05-2013 01:52 PM

Those are great, had to share with the boss why I was laughing at the computer again :rolleyes:

Have a fun and safe trip Lori :punk:

I H8RDS 04-05-2013 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lab Lover (Post 3598766)
Those are great, had to share with the boss why I was laughing at the computer again :rolleyes:

Have a fun and safe trip Lori :punk:

One of my buddies on base in FL. sent it to me. I thought it was funny...maybe most of the guys, not so much :hide: I'm sure my close male buddies will have their own "colored" opinions. :p

And thanks! Can't wait to hit the 85 degree weather; top down, windows and doors off! Tank and a pair of shorts..Summer in Calico!!

Lab Lover 04-05-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I H8RDS (Post 3598782)
One of my buddies on base in FL. sent it to me. I thought it was funny...maybe most of the guys, not so much :hide: I'm sure my close male buddies will have their own "colored" opinions. :p

And thanks! Can't wait to hit the 85 degree weather; top down, windows and doors off! Tank and a pair of shorts..Summer in Calico!!


Hell, Summer anywhere right now. I'm so sick of being cold :banghead:

RadarRob2012 04-05-2013 04:13 PM

I like number 4. It should say, she said this isn't a race, and he replied, yes it is, and you're losing. Lol.

530ktm 04-05-2013 04:24 PM

I think they are all funny and I got a good chuckle from them but 1, 2 and 6 are the winners. :thumb:

JPi4.0 04-05-2013 08:34 PM

They all made me laugh.

BillG.OTD 04-06-2013 12:21 AM

I agree,there all good!

hwy1rubi 04-10-2013 11:26 AM

Hilarious. Thank you

I H8RDS 04-10-2013 12:45 PM

Maybe qualifies for posting on the Frig? At least the spare freezer in the garage? :rofl::rofl:

Good stuff!

yer_narkotik 04-24-2013 06:32 PM

how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4.



one to do it, and 3 for him to brag to about screwing something

HyperBrad 04-27-2013 10:54 AM

I likes # 8 that was funny

I H8RDS 04-27-2013 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyperBrad (Post 3689195)
I likes # 8 that was funny

#1 is my favorite. Lol

Gunner 04-27-2013 01:39 PM

You have to add to this and make it grow.
So here is my addition. It came from my Ex.

Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say
and
everything they do.

I H8RDS 04-27-2013 02:06 PM

I don't think there's ever been a more acurate statement. :popcorn:

jkucod12 04-27-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I H8RDS (Post 3689577)
I don't think there's ever been a more accurate statement. :popcorn:


You must be an English major?

I H8RDS 04-27-2013 02:24 PM

:rofl: I'm a major in a lot of things!

:whistling:

jkucod12 04-27-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I H8RDS (Post 3689623)
:rofl: I'm a major in a lot of things!

:whistling:

I'll take that as a yes, Thanks I H8RDS.

RadarRob2012 04-27-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunner (Post 3689515)
You have to add to this and make it grow.
So here is my addition. It came from my Ex.

Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say
and
everything they do.

Pretty good reason to make her an ex. Lol

YjKalamity 04-27-2013 04:53 PM

Glad I'm not the only one with a crazy ex. Mine had this weird fetish, she'd dress up as herself and act like a b!@%h :rofl:

I H8RDS 04-27-2013 10:02 PM

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Ohhh, all ex's are crazy. And all exes are ex's for a reason.

RadarRob2012 04-27-2013 10:23 PM

Some are crazier than others. But yeah. Lol

hwy1rubi 04-30-2013 01:15 PM

Not female unless the attorney is.

From a court reporter:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I H8RDS 04-30-2013 03:50 PM

Tru Dat!


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