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jeepermatt 06-18-2013 03:52 AM

wow! cant believe my roomates!
 
Well it seems my roomates got into my notes and decided to surprise me with 95% of my wishlist....i got front and rear tube bumpers,a warn 9000 winch,new trailmax2 seats,a rancho 4"lift kit,and a energy suspensions complete poly bushing kit! Looks like i get to spend my birthday wrenchin on my yj......they sure know how to make a guy feel special!

JeepinDad 06-18-2013 04:23 AM

Those are some awesome roomies!

Cole Noah 06-18-2013 04:46 AM

How do roommates send almost a grand on somebody, probably more. I find this unbelievable.

jeepermatt 06-18-2013 06:21 AM

It was my birthday...bought them a car for theirs this year..

DILLIGAF 06-18-2013 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cole Noah (Post 3872088)
How do roommates send almost a grand on somebody, probably more. I find this unbelievable.

Roommates with benefits?

and He bought them a car.. It's only fair they buy jeep parts!

jeepers29 06-18-2013 07:49 AM

Wow! I was always happy if my room mates even cared it was my birthday. By the way, I am looking for a place to stay till the middle of August. ( My birthday is August 1st ) LOL. Have fun wrenching on your Jeep and happy Birthday.

Cole Noah 06-18-2013 11:08 AM

Oh now that makes more sense

rykemc 06-18-2013 11:10 AM

What the hell do you guys do for a living? You bought both your roomates a car for their birthday?

Barmanvarn 06-18-2013 11:14 AM

I was always happy just to have my roomies do the dishes. Wish I had lived with you guys.

jeepermatt 06-18-2013 11:43 AM

One car for the both of them 2 share! They wanted to borrow my yj so this was easier than sayin hell no! It was a used camaro anyways

Barmanvarn 06-18-2013 12:11 PM

Just so that I can get a pleasant picture in my head regarding this story, I'm going to assume your roomie's are named Heather and Kristie. They are both early 20s, extremely hot. One's father owns a chain of liquor stores while the other moonlights as a Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit model.

They are both independently wealthy but don't get hung up on the whole "money thang". They both enjoy your company and have stated "let's just be casual and see where this goes".

Please do not correct my assumptions regarding your situation as anything you say would just be a let down.

n00g7 06-18-2013 12:15 PM

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Just so that I can get a pleasant picture in my head regarding this story, I'm going to assume your roomie's are named Heather and Kristie. They are both early 20s, extremely hot. One's father owns a chain of liquor stores while the other moonlights as a Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit model.

They are both independently wealthy but don't get hung up on the whole "money thang". They both enjoy your company and have stated "let's just be casual and see where this goes".

Please do not correct my assumptions regarding your situation as anything you say would just be a let down.

You already ignored the fact they didn't have a car and knew how to correctly order almost 2g in jeep parts. Their names are Fred and Ted.

Barmanvarn 06-18-2013 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by n00g7 (Post 3873046)
You already ignored the fact they didn't have a car and knew how to correctly order almost 2g in jeep parts. Their names are Fred and Ted.

And so the story evolves....

Heather and Kristie are both college educated, placing in the top 5 percentile in their entrance exams to Harvard and Yale. They've both dated doctors and lawyers that drive BMWs (bleck) and Porches (hack), but have recently found that a Jeep guy is really what they want.

n00g7 06-18-2013 12:30 PM

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And so the story evolves....

Heather and Kristie are both college educated, placing in the top 5 percentile in their entrance exams to Harvard and Yale. They've both dated doctors and lawyers that drive BMWs (bleck) and Porches (hack), but have recently found that a Jeep guy is really what they want.


This still doesn't explain why they sold/got rid of their range rovers... and are now merrily driving a Camaro some drug dealer probably died in.

Barmanvarn 06-18-2013 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by n00g7 (Post 3873108)
This still doesn't explain why they sold/got rid of their range rovers... and are now merrily driving a Camaro some drug dealer probably died in.

You're going to make this difficult for me aren't you. :p

n00g7 06-18-2013 12:51 PM

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You're going to make this difficult for me aren't you. :p

I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.

Xpress 06-18-2013 01:06 PM

They only bought you parts so they can go along on offroad trips.

WGHyrum 06-18-2013 01:12 PM

They're expecting another car for their next birthday. If they get you something great for the jeep for christmas, they hope to get a YJ next time. If not, a suzuki samurai will do.

jeepermatt 06-18-2013 01:13 PM

Lol...np,their names are nikki and dawn,they work overnites at walmart,their old baretta broke down on them(i get to fix...yaaaaa!)...:(...neither wealthy,all parents all around deceased,they just got taxes back and decided to partly pay me back for the car,no drug dealers died in the buying of the camaro..it only has 45000 miles,they dont like offroad trips((although they know i do),no benefits as they are lesbo.

jeepermatt 06-18-2013 01:15 PM

And i would never lay the curse of the suzuki on them...too mean! But i got a lead on a 86 cj for 900 just needs a radiator and valve cover gasket....no rust

WGHyrum 06-18-2013 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepermatt (Post 3873292)
And i would never lay the curse of the suzuki on them...too mean! But i got a lead on a 86 cj for 900 just needs a radiator and valve cover gasket....no rust

Ooh! That might be worth getting for yourself... then they can borrow the yeep.

jeepermatt 06-18-2013 01:38 PM

Trying to get it as a project yeep....they still cant borrow the yj though! I luv my yeeps!

Michigan jeeper 06-18-2013 04:45 PM

Post some pictures when you get it done!

Arod_3 06-18-2013 05:13 PM

this was the greatest thread ever!!! :rofl:

Sinister6 06-18-2013 05:20 PM

And they're hot lesbos right! Not the butch ones you see at Walmart.... :)

petercass88 06-18-2013 05:59 PM

I will subscribe to this. For reasons. Potential reasons.

ChicoJeepy 06-18-2013 06:26 PM

"They are pregnant lesbos that aren't interested in men or yeeps but love the fine qualities walmart provides."

Either way that was nice of them to buy some parts for you...... I smell threesome!

phoolish 06-18-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicoJeepy (Post 3874341)
"They are pregnant lesbos that aren't interested in men or yeeps but love the fine qualities walmart provides."

Either way that was nice of them to buy some parts for you...... I smell threesome!

both at the same time, run for the hills.

ChicoJeepy 06-18-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by phoolish (Post 3874368)
both at the same time, run for the hills.

I'm already hiding in the hills. There's plenty of room for everyone else :whistling:

phoolish 06-18-2013 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicoJeepy (Post 3874377)
I'm already hiding in the hills. There's plenty of room for everyone else :whistling:

we are not the ones rooming with double prego lesbos haha


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