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jydder 06-29-2013 07:16 PM

Who am I foolin? I'm still 14.
 
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Just got one more confirmation today that I am a 14-year-old kid living in a 50-year-old's body. After all, I still laugh at fart jokes (and farts, for that matter), laugh like hell with my friend at things no one else would understand, and today I demonstrated once again that I can't resist a big ol' mud bog. Drove like an idiot with a sh*t-eating grin on my face through puddle after puddle. Couldn't get enough...

Oh, yeah. Then, as if the stupid grin on my face wasn't big enough, I went shooting with my new Smith and Wesson M&P. If someone had just farted it would have been the perfect day for a 14 year old.

Utm18 06-29-2013 08:03 PM

Nice m&p

Jeep.chick 06-29-2013 08:17 PM

:thumb:

0II1II0 06-29-2013 08:33 PM

Nice M&P. Who makes the holster? I farted. :rofl:

jydder 06-29-2013 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 0II1II0 (Post 3912382)
Nice M&P. Who makes the holster? I farted. :rofl:

And I laughed. HaHaHa! The holster came with it. I bought the M&P kit. Included two extra mags, a speed loader and holster. Can't get over how well the gun feels in my hand. Seemed very easy to sight-in. Think I'm really going to enjoy it.

jydder 06-29-2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeep.chick (Post 3912346)
:thumb:

I should have that bumper sticker on my jeep.

Titaness 06-30-2013 06:04 AM

Nope . You're an adult.


14 yr olds never think about the delightfulness of farts nor the joy of mudding and anything but natural and shooting as anything but slightly naughty! That you gotta think just means its passed.... I know... I'm 43. And a woman. And thin butts are funny too!

Senior Chief 07-01-2013 06:06 PM

Shot a S&W .500 over the weekend. Still can't quite get all the feeling back in my right wrist. Also, I smile everytime I think about it....

Should have farted.....

jydder 07-02-2013 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Senior Chief (Post 3917761)
Shot a S&W .500 over the weekend. Still can't quite get all the feeling back in my right wrist. Also, I smile everytime I think about it....

Should have farted.....

I was looking at an S&W 500 in the store when I picked my pistol up. Barrel looked like it was 18 inches long! I shoot my buddies .44 Ruger Blackhawk whenever I see him. It is one of my favorites. Gotta try the .500 one day!

0II1II0 07-02-2013 10:16 AM

I'm experiencing pistol envy. That S&W .500 looks like a hand cannon!

Senior Chief 07-02-2013 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 0II1II0 (Post 3920139)
I'm experiencing pistol envy. That S&W .500 looks like a hand cannon!

Wasn't mine. Wish it was.... If you can't get hold of a S&W .500, have a friend set off a half-stick of TNT while hitting your right hand with a carpenter's hammer. The effect, I'd imagine will be about the same

Seriously, there are some good YouTube videos on the .500. In one they stand the 44mag next to a .500 round. Looks like a 22....

0II1II0 07-02-2013 03:09 PM

That is one ridiculous pistol!

This guy makes Gallagher look like an amateur! :rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1d7i3i0LLI

Senior Chief 07-02-2013 04:37 PM

Nice video (apologies for turning this into a gun thread)....

With the 400gr load the muzzle velocity is just a tad over 1600fps. Stated differently, imagine a small sledgehammer traveling at 1100 miles an hour hitting you....

BlueRidgeYJ 07-03-2013 07:15 AM

After seeing it next to a 44mag, I don't want to shoot it, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEi_...e_gdata_player


Not a s&w 500, but worth watching (Ma Duece vs 250 watermelons and an APC going to McD's drive through)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoA...e_gdata_player

Now time to go ride through some puddles on such a fine day.

Beastmaster 07-03-2013 08:33 AM

You're only as old as you feel.

jydder 07-03-2013 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Beastmaster (Post 3923495)
You're only as old as you feel.

you got that right!


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