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I H8RDS 08-19-2013 12:05 PM

A Monday Funny
 
Kind of fits after the past week I had :whistling:

:popcorn:

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. :rolleyes: One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. Edna then took Ralph back to their room.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry...
How soon can I go home?'

:rofl::rofl::rofl: :rolleyes:

ob269 08-19-2013 12:09 PM

Bahahaha wow that's ridiculous..

I H8RDS 08-19-2013 12:10 PM

Hehehe :thumb:

It was appropriate. :D

turdhurdler 08-19-2013 03:22 PM

If I laugh at that, does that make me a bad person???

Jeff

I H8RDS 08-19-2013 03:25 PM

Nope! Just shows your sense of humor is as warped as mine ;)

Sometimes, life dishes out lemons..up to you to make lemonade out of it or not. That's what I've decided to do with all my life experiences. Life's too short to be miserable..ya gotta try and laugh everyday! So I post up a funny every now and then..:)

rkwfxd 08-19-2013 08:12 PM

LOL. Too Funny.

This one hits home on multiple levels.

Thanks for posting.

RadarRob2012 08-19-2013 08:25 PM

Loving it. Lol


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