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02Prove 02-14-2009 12:03 PM

Will I live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'No,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said....'Then, why do you even give a shit?

jgano23 02-14-2009 12:05 PM

:rofl:. it's not worth making it to 80 if ya aren't going to have any fun getting there.

jdhallissey 02-15-2009 09:05 PM

hahahahah that is awesome!

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