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Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 08:30 PM

Pick Up Lines
 
Read carefully.

Here's how this works...

Post up your best pick up line.

The next poster either accepts or rejects your line - and then posts up his/her best line.

Keep it PG-13

You may not post again until 2 other people have posted.

jgano23 05-04-2009 08:36 PM

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23 (Post 367154)
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

girl, you'd get lost going to the bathroom.


if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put i next to u.

joemd60 05-04-2009 08:45 PM

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?:D

KBR97 05-04-2009 08:47 PM

can i see the tag on your shirt?......oh nothing, i was just seeing if you were made in heaven.

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 08:48 PM

Quote:

Read carefully.
You didn't answer Jpdoc's line. And don't pay attention to the gender of the person posting, just respond to the line.

If you told me I had a nice body, I'd slap you.

Be unique and different, say yes.

KBR97 05-04-2009 08:49 PM

NO!! touch and me and die...AAHHHHHH!

ccain 05-04-2009 08:49 PM

Baby... If you were the front porch I'd pull out all your nails and screw ya! ;)

KBR97 05-04-2009 08:52 PM

no way....



Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 08:53 PM

You guys could screw up a trainwreck!

Pay attention.

jgano23 05-04-2009 08:53 PM

mmmm, feisty, i like that

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 09:04 PM

What, I can't have both?

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

(I cheated. This is what happens when people with IQ's equal to or less than the room temperature post on a forum)

4point 05-04-2009 09:10 PM

Yes, I mind!

Hey.........

jgano23 05-04-2009 09:11 PM

eeew.

is that a banana in your pocket...or do you just need a new pair of pants?

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 09:15 PM

Can I have yours?

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

(You have to excuse me, I'm a little out of practice---I've been married 32 years.)

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 09:15 PM

its a banana, i just went grocery shopping

thats a nice dress....it would look great on my floor.

stevens243 05-04-2009 09:19 PM

This isn't a dress, it's a muumuu. I like you, you have taste in us large girls.

Hey did you just drop my wallet? Here let me pick it up for you.

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 09:21 PM

mugger

i just lost my phone number, can i have yours?

jgano23 05-04-2009 09:21 PM

867-5309, my name is jenny

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? ;)

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 09:24 PM

a tiger with a twitch?

what do you want for breakfast when we wake up, eggs or pancakes?

jgano23 05-04-2009 09:25 PM

i'm not sure let me ask the guy i'm taking home w/ me.

Do you have a quarter? I told my boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 09:28 PM

^that was good

call collect

are you from tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 i see.

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 09:33 PM

No, I'm from -------- but I must be in hell, now.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

jpdocdave 05-04-2009 09:37 PM

i don't date retards

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

Dare2BSquare 05-04-2009 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpdocdave (Post 367210)
i don't date retards


Yeah, that would be kind of like incest! :rofl:

Carry on.

Sb5551 05-04-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpdocdave (Post 367210)
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

Not as bad as it'll hurt when I kick you in the nutz.

Are you an astronaut cause your butt is out of this world. :punk:

1BLKJP 05-05-2009 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sb5551 (Post 367277)
Not as bad as it'll hurt when I kick you in the nutz.

Are you an astronaut cause your butt is out of this world. :punk:

Yeah, I know I have a fine ass.


Hey baby, are you from Idaho? Cuz you sure got nice taters. :punk: Score, best of all time. :D

jgano23 05-05-2009 06:44 AM

no, but i did grow them myself.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

jpdocdave 05-05-2009 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23 (Post 367348)
no, but i did grow them myself.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

elponitnatsnoc

is there a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants.

jgano23 05-05-2009 07:33 AM

no your face just looks like an ass.


hi. you'll do.


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