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tiny terror 08-24-2009 12:10 AM

Jack, could you do me a huge favor...
And run over to this guy's house and pick me up a pope hat? I'd like the one with the dog bites.

best of craigslist: 1,325 Pope Hats


Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one. My dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for Halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid. I will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats.

My wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous. I have pope hats in every closet, pope hats under the sing, pope hats full of other pope hats. She will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere)

I payed 10x what I'm asking for when I bought these pope hats. I still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around. Act NOW! Don't miss this great deal! I have 1,325 total (I counted this morning). 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp, but you can take that one or leave it. Bring 2-3 strong friends.

jeep41 08-24-2009 01:26 AM

all I have to say is wow, really?

BLACKTOOTHGRIN 08-24-2009 02:32 AM

Levinoss 08-24-2009 03:53 AM

Pope hats in the sing?

ccain 08-24-2009 12:55 PM

At first I was all excited... But I think I need some clarification. I sure hope these Pope Hats are genuine Pope Hats and not some knock off cheapo Taiwan knock off Pope Hats. I mean, I know these Pope Hats are made in China, but a lot of quality products come from China. How do we know the real Pope Hat isn't made in China? But when I say I need clarification...
I mean, are these the traditional style Pope Hats?

The Santa Style Pope Hats?

The cowboy hat / derby combo Pope Hats?

The shell game / yamaka quick change Pope Hats? (the Pope is under the one on the left! ;))

Or, the new red-neck style Pope Hats?

I sure hope these Pope Hats are the traditional style Pope Hats!

So, Jack... If you don't mind, would you go look at the Pope Hats and let me know what style they are? If you do this for me, I'll by you a Pope Hat of your very own which you can wear while wheeling or at parties or to wear while you're hanging out your window naked (except for Pope Hat) waving your fingers at the neighbors in a papal maner. ;)

1BLKJP 08-27-2009 11:14 PM

email him and set it up. I'll buy all 13k of them for 150 bucks. :D As long as they don't have lead in them from china. My scalp is allergic to chinese lead.

sonofabeach 08-27-2009 11:53 PM

some of them hats are big enough to hide a kid doom bap!......groan........

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