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NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 09:45 AM

Why female jeepers are so bad at math.....
 
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Why are female Jeepers so bad at math...............

because their whole Jeep life they've been told

That this :
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Is a 10 inch lift !!:D:D:D

jcf 09-22-2009 10:52 AM

Really? I can see next time I am in Livermore I am going to have to pay you a visit :cool:

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 02:50 PM

bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies:9lame::9lame::9lame:

morphious 09-22-2009 02:59 PM

um ah this is like walking in on that akword conversation that u want to ask more about but probably shouldn't

csamn2007 09-22-2009 03:12 PM

Yeah about that...

jgano23 09-22-2009 03:16 PM

:pop:

i think tiny should "kitty" you.

this would be a nice one, no?
http://www.freefever.com/hi5/hi5layo...kittythumb.gif

morphious 09-22-2009 03:22 PM

who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side

Cons_Table 09-22-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by morphious (Post 446178)
who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side

go play in the mud...u only have a jeep :D

morphious 09-22-2009 03:27 PM

i have to work tonight so i cant and its to wet to work on it. grr curse u mother nature

jgano23 09-22-2009 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by morphious (Post 446178)
who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side

not you morphious, nvrdlmo.

morphious 09-22-2009 03:32 PM

oh well never mind. u know whats cool, sitting on ur porch listening to the rain as it slowly falls on a nice cool day with ur dog and a cold drink.

jcf 09-22-2009 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NVRDLMO (Post 446138)
bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies:9lame::9lame::9lame:

I knew that, it would be a sad forum if we didn't joke around :)

JDsDream 09-22-2009 06:22 PM

You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.

ccain 09-22-2009 06:39 PM

Oh man... Crash and burn! :rofl:

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ew20cheney.gif

Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

:D

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ccain (Post 446351)
Oh man... Crash and burn! :rofl:

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ew20cheney.gif

Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

:D

Thank you CCain, I thought I was going to have to quit this forum too.

Anyone want to here a redneck joke !!!???

stevens243 09-22-2009 07:30 PM

That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?:eek:

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 07:34 PM

[QUOTE=JDsDream;446335]You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.[/QUOT

are you saying collateral damage ? It just makes it easy to find the toilet.

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stevens243 (Post 446408)
That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?:eek:

NO.

I heard this on blue collar radio.

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder ?

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 07:37 PM

The DNA is all the same and there's no dental records. :D

NVRDLMO 09-22-2009 07:38 PM

Ok..........now I'll quit.:banghead:

UUUUHHHHHHHHHH, door bell !! AH hahhhhh my half doors just showed up !!! gOTTA GO

Coyote_94YJ 09-22-2009 07:42 PM

Don't feel too bad NVR... I got your joke and thought it was funny. I like it.

amy 09-22-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ccain (Post 446351)
Oh man... Crash and burn! :rofl:

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ew20cheney.gif

Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

:D

Now that's funny. :D

stevens243 09-22-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ccain (Post 446351)
Oh man... Crash and burn! :rofl:

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ew20cheney.gif

Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

:D

Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?

ccain 09-22-2009 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by stevens243 (Post 446501)
Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?

Eh... It was the only pic I could find on Google using that particular hand gesture. But to answer your question. I don't have to imply that. The last time I was in DC the curtains at Number One Observatory Circle looked awful short to me. You know it's really bad when you can see how short they are from the outside.

stevens243 09-22-2009 09:40 PM

I figured.

By the way, it's ok (even for Army/Air Force guys) to call say the VP's house is at the Naval Observatory. Us Navy guys appreciate the free press!

4point 09-23-2009 11:02 AM

Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them. :D

morphious 09-23-2009 11:40 AM

look at it in the videos bush dose not talk when Cheney's drinking water what does that say lol

stevens243 09-23-2009 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 4point (Post 446813)
Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them. :D

This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks! ;)

4point 09-23-2009 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by stevens243 (Post 446841)
This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks! ;)

I'm always here, and shaddup Larry! :p



When have ever told you guys to shutup? :confused:

stevens243 09-23-2009 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 4point (Post 446842)
I'm always here, and shaddup Larry! :p



When have ever told you guys to shutup? :confused:

You mean BESIDES at 0902 and 0955 today? :flipoff:

Just kiddin'. Glad to see you posting is all! :wavey:


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