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SurfNaked2010 10-07-2009 11:39 AM

Wrangler Quotes
list all your favorite and best wrangler quotes

Cons_Table 10-07-2009 11:43 AM

you cant start a thread like this without a quote of ur own...

here are some tire cover sayings

- It's more than a Jeep, it's an aphrodisiac!

- Jeepers do it dirty!

- I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't follow me, you couldn't make it."

- My other car is stuck in mud somewhere.

- I wanted a new car. My wife said, "Why Jay?" So I bought one!

- Warning! People in the first three rows, may get mud in their face.

- This big black circle represents the hole I throw my money into. Only in a Jeep!

- One day I'll have tires too big to cover up

kellyjo29 10-07-2009 02:16 PM

Now guys, don't get mad, but up until I bought the bigger tires, my spare tire cover said "Silly boys, Jeeps are for girls!"

crafty 10-07-2009 08:25 PM

My windshield banner

Jeep girls like it topless and dirty

Stickers on back of rig other than orv parks and OBX

Not all women are passengers

I make boys cry

crafty 10-07-2009 08:42 PM

If you are talking about things said during a day out on the trails

Hold up we gotta trim the bush

it just looks deep ----before he hit the trap dug into it.

buckshot500 10-08-2009 05:29 AM

Personal trail quote yelled to me as the water started coming through the floor plugs;

Dude!!! Whatever you do, don't shut it off!!!

One I heard on the trail;

It's OK I'll make it, this is a jeep & it has 4WD!!! Dude had to be winched.


Let off the brakes, let off the brakes, TREE TREE TREE!!!!!! Bang!

jgano23 10-08-2009 06:42 AM

this one is from amy's sig:
"Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want."

"Paved Roads: Another fine example of unnecessary government spending."

"I survived cash for clunkers"

"It's not for sale! Make your own."

JDsDream 10-08-2009 11:00 AM

You Can Follow Me, but It's Gonna Hurt

Chicks Dig Body Damage

Hang On, I Wanna Try Something

Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle

I Drive Over Stuff

Flex This

Because 1/3 of the Planet is Covered By Dirt

I'd Rather Be Topless

Take It Out and Play With IT

It's A Rock, Get Over It

buckshot500 10-08-2009 11:02 PM


Originally Posted by jgano23 (Post 455604)
"It's not for sale! Make your own."


Originally Posted by JDsDream (Post 455712)
Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle!

These two will make their onto my jeep!:wavey:

I'll post pics when finished!!!

Blackbeard1718 10-08-2009 11:08 PM




Billman369 10-09-2009 02:59 PM

My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.

csamn2007 10-09-2009 04:13 PM

The only convo i remember from the trail is

"Your about to back off the trail"
"No im not"
" YES YOU ARE" She proceeds to grab my arm.
"Told you, I was aiming for the tree"

inzgary 10-09-2009 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by Billman369 (Post 456586)
My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.

Right here :):)

adkjoe 10-11-2009 08:49 AM

A person must be gone 48 before there considered missing, much longer if they drive a wrangler.

APPSTATEwrangler 10-13-2009 01:22 PM

my favorite....
"Get a jeep..... Fat girls cant jump."

Cons_Table 10-13-2009 01:27 PM

"Chrome won't get you home"

89PBR96 10-13-2009 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by Cons_Table (Post 458793)
"Chrome won't get you home"

Very well put there

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