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SurfNaked2010 10-07-2009 11:39 AM

Wrangler Quotes
 
list all your favorite and best wrangler quotes

Cons_Table 10-07-2009 11:43 AM

you cant start a thread like this without a quote of ur own...

here are some tire cover sayings

- It's more than a Jeep, it's an aphrodisiac!

- Jeepers do it dirty!

- I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't follow me, you couldn't make it."

- My other car is stuck in mud somewhere.

- I wanted a new car. My wife said, "Why Jay?" So I bought one!

- Warning! People in the first three rows, may get mud in their face.

- This big black circle represents the hole I throw my money into. Only in a Jeep!

- One day I'll have tires too big to cover up

kellyjo29 10-07-2009 02:16 PM

Now guys, don't get mad, but up until I bought the bigger tires, my spare tire cover said "Silly boys, Jeeps are for girls!"

crafty 10-07-2009 08:25 PM

My windshield banner

Jeep girls like it topless and dirty

Stickers on back of rig other than orv parks and OBX

Not all women are passengers

I make boys cry

crafty 10-07-2009 08:42 PM

If you are talking about things said during a day out on the trails

Hold up we gotta trim the bush

it just looks deep ----before he hit the trap dug into it.

buckshot500 10-08-2009 05:29 AM

Personal trail quote yelled to me as the water started coming through the floor plugs;

Dude!!! Whatever you do, don't shut it off!!!

One I heard on the trail;

It's OK I'll make it, this is a jeep & it has 4WD!!! Dude had to be winched.

Another;

Let off the brakes, let off the brakes, TREE TREE TREE!!!!!! Bang!

jgano23 10-08-2009 06:42 AM

this one is from amy's sig:
"Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want."

"Paved Roads: Another fine example of unnecessary government spending."

"I survived cash for clunkers"

"It's not for sale! Make your own."

JDsDream 10-08-2009 11:00 AM

You Can Follow Me, but It's Gonna Hurt

Chicks Dig Body Damage

Hang On, I Wanna Try Something

Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle

I Drive Over Stuff

Flex This

Because 1/3 of the Planet is Covered By Dirt

I'd Rather Be Topless

Take It Out and Play With IT

It's A Rock, Get Over It

buckshot500 10-08-2009 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23 (Post 455604)
"It's not for sale! Make your own."

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDsDream (Post 455712)
Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle!

These two will make their onto my jeep!:wavey:

I'll post pics when finished!!!

Blackbeard1718 10-08-2009 11:08 PM

"GO TOPLESS!!!" http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/6...miley204hf.gif

Cheers!

BB

Billman369 10-09-2009 02:59 PM

My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.

csamn2007 10-09-2009 04:13 PM

The only convo i remember from the trail is

"Your about to back off the trail"
"No im not"
" YES YOU ARE" She proceeds to grab my arm.
*Crunch*
"Told you, I was aiming for the tree"

inzgary 10-09-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billman369 (Post 456586)
My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.

Right here :):)

adkjoe 10-11-2009 08:49 AM

A person must be gone 48 before there considered missing, much longer if they drive a wrangler.

APPSTATEwrangler 10-13-2009 01:22 PM

my favorite....
"Get a jeep..... Fat girls cant jump."

Cons_Table 10-13-2009 01:27 PM

"Chrome won't get you home"

89PBR96 10-13-2009 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cons_Table (Post 458793)
"Chrome won't get you home"

Very well put there


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