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MouthfulOfGrass 01-26-2007 02:03 PM

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this.....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers"

quoted from the wisdom of Cliff Clayvin, Cheers :D

khenderson 01-26-2007 02:55 PM

survival of the fittest! darwinism at its finest!

binaryking 01-26-2007 09:20 PM

i be a genus! --burp--

chucky cheese 01-26-2007 11:32 PM

never been put so eloquintly

daddyjeep 01-29-2007 11:38 AM

I'll drink to that

Vector6 01-29-2007 08:46 PM

so these two bull buffalo's were standing on top of this hill looking down at a meadow full of cute cow buffalo's..

after a while the younger one says to the older one... "Hey, lets run down there and.... one of those cow's...

the oldest one say's.... no.... let's walk down there and..... all of them..



daddyjeep 01-30-2007 11:37 AM

Now that is wisdom

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