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dvonk 09-22-2010 11:52 PM

humorous craigslist ad
 
this made me laugh when i read it:

Jeep Equipped with Ninjas - $21780 (Omaha)

Date: 2010-09-22, 12:02PM CDT
Reply to: see below

It's true, but you'll never see them. They're ninjas.

2007
44,000 miles
4.7 Liter V8 Engine - Flex Fuel
Remote Starter
Heated Leather Seats
Moonroof
6 Disc CD Changer
Ninjas

Call/text Anne at 402-xxx-xxxx if interested.

distortedtj 09-22-2010 11:57 PM

:rofl:

Nice.

TR3YNGLER 09-23-2010 12:06 AM

:rofl::rofl:

Ageless Stranger 09-23-2010 01:42 AM

Ninjas FTW! :rofl:

Steve-9 09-23-2010 02:39 AM

Damn , he's lucky to have found some

cavediverjc 09-23-2010 05:33 AM

The cool thing about ninjas is that they really do hold their resale value in today's used auto market.

jgano23 09-23-2010 05:41 AM

Ninjas are standard on the 4.7 V8. My hubbys commander came with them. Did you know the Hemi offers pirates as an available option? :D

jeffk42 09-23-2010 05:42 AM

That's awesome. Reminds me of this:

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

nick50471 09-23-2010 05:50 AM

I sat on a Ninja once. I jumped up and turned to apologize and he was gone. I guess I am lucky to be alive.

dvonk 09-23-2010 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23 (Post 784480)
Ninjas are standard on the 4.7 V8. My hubbys commander came with them. Did you know the Hemi offers pirates as an available option? :D

sweet, i should go test drive one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffk42 (Post 784481)

:rofl: brilliant.

stangfreak 09-23-2010 06:49 AM

ninjas wow, and to think all my jeep has is gremlins

InfernoGirl 09-23-2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stangfreak (Post 784519)
ninjas wow, and to think all my jeep has is gremlins

Ninjas are an upgrade.... :D

Mr. Sinister 09-23-2010 07:20 AM

pirates > ninjas

JDsDream 09-23-2010 07:25 AM

I must have missed that option when I ordered mine.
Well since we can't have "Trunk Monkeys", Ninjas are the next best thing.

harwa004 09-23-2010 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavediverjc (Post 784478)
The cool thing about ninjas is that they really do hold their resale value in today's used auto market.

:rofl:

mrcarcrazy 09-23-2010 08:11 AM

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what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?

BladeMechanical 09-23-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDsDream (Post 784558)
I must have missed that option when I ordered mine.
Well since we can't have "Trunk Monkeys", Ninjas are the next best thing.

Truck monkeys are government issued.

BladeMechanical 09-23-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BladeMechanical (Post 784610)
Truck monkeys are government issued.

Trunk not truck. Laters,

Kate 09-23-2010 08:32 AM

I don't know what's so funny... my Jeep has Ninjas....
Flammywhammers are the weapon of choice amongst the secret circle of thong ninjas.

InfernoGirl 09-23-2010 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrcarcrazy (Post 784601)
what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?

Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas".... :rofl:

sparky 09-23-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrcarcrazy (Post 784601)
what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?

It's a "stealth"

jayc 09-23-2010 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfernoGirl (Post 784647)
Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas".... :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

phantomofrussia 09-23-2010 09:37 AM

*jumps in a pirate outfit with cutlass in hand and pistol in another*

ARR!! e'wenches say something about pirates!

jcf 09-23-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfernoGirl (Post 784647)
Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas".... :rofl:

Or else it's "let's get the flock out of here"

stangfreak 09-23-2010 10:04 AM

this thread is all flocked up

Ibuildembig 09-23-2010 10:11 AM

Standard with the 4.7? That explains it...now I know where all the oil is going in the ole ladys GC

toshpate 09-23-2010 10:15 AM

so my jeep gremlins eat cables and drink oil , wonder what the ninjas eat and drink?

Gosugoon 09-23-2010 10:18 AM

LOL thats great, i bet he sells it.

elijah.caine 09-23-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrcarcrazy
what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?

Alright, so kind of on a tangent BUT does anyone know what a group of unicorns are called? (learned this from bathroom reader) :)

phantomofrussia 09-23-2010 10:27 AM

multicorns?


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