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mr4x4 02-28-2007 02:58 PM

jeep vs girls
Jeeps vs Girls

1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.

2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.

3. Jeeps don't have parents.

4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.

5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.

6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.

7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.

8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.

9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.

10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.

11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Jeep" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

12. If your Jeep goes flat you can fix it.

13. If your Jeep is too loose you can tighten it.

14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.

15. You can have a black Jeep and bring it home to your parents.

16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.

17. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before
you drive it again.

18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.

19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get

20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it.

21. Jeeps don't get headaches.

22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.

23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.

24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.

25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.

26. If your Jeep doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

27. You can ride your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

28. The only protection you have to wear when riding your Jeep is a
decent seatbelt.

29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had
the last time you were in your Jeep.

30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.

31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it.

32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.

33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.

34. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met,
or anniversaries.

35. You can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is
riding lately.

04moneypit 02-28-2007 03:40 PM

HAHA, That's good!

aalmutawakil 05-20-2009 03:49 PM

nice one man. whats funny is that its all true

KBR97 05-20-2009 03:55 PM

girls suck, jeeps rule.
But girls who drive jeeps rule too.

RatherBNarizona 05-20-2009 04:19 PM

I miss mine already... its only been a day :(

05GT-O.C.D. 05-20-2009 05:07 PM

Jeeps vs Girls... I'd like two of each. :)

tiny terror 05-20-2009 05:09 PM

Holy zombie thread, Batman.

KBR97 05-20-2009 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by tiny terror (Post 375056)
Holy zombie thread, Batman.

zombies are cool too, as well as batman.
And hot zombie girls are even better:punk:

skeeter 05-20-2009 08:03 PM

joemd60 05-20-2009 08:29 PM

That is one hot zombie!!:D

Contra 05-20-2009 09:10 PM

see the movie (unrated)
then we can talk :D

thaduke2003 05-21-2009 08:41 AM

I've heard that poster's tagline in an ad for necrophelia, but that was a long time ago :) Mark W.

jjseel 05-21-2009 12:23 PM

Zombie Strippers? Absolutely horrible movie, can't believe I watched the whole thing...

thaduke2003 05-21-2009 01:52 PM

^Was there at least nudity? Mark W.

KBR97 05-21-2009 07:26 PM

Hey Zombie strippers was awsome!! And yes there was plent of nudity.
I loved it. I have a biased opinion though, Im into cheesy B-class horror. And plus Robert Englund was the Manager of the strip joint and thats is just Rad!

SteigerSS 08-22-2011 02:00 PM

lolz...that movie was on the other night...truth though really bad

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