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kg4kpg 06-17-2007 08:44 PM

Cleaning Chickens
'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

'It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!'

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears.

Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

'You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last Few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, 'That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!''

'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!'

He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come a sneakin' up behind Daddy.

Then we all looked on plumb helpless when old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's crack!

'Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this morning!

activelydying 06-17-2007 08:47 PM

did he get the coyote?

iamagolfspaz 06-17-2007 09:49 PM

More than likely he got the Goose!

Dare2BSquare 06-17-2007 11:32 PM

He mechanically seperated those chickens with buckshot!!!

Iquois 06-19-2007 03:43 PM

I don't git it!!

kg4kpg 06-19-2007 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by Iquois (Post 93892)
I don't git it!!

The dog stuck its nose in his ass, he panicked and blasted the chickens in the coupe instead of the coyote.

jjseel 06-20-2007 03:02 AM

It's also a bad thing to happen during, um, relations!

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