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PTWarrior66 05-10-2011 10:32 PM

You Know You Live In a Hicktown when...
 
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deathphoenix99 05-10-2011 10:34 PM

the tires cost more than the truck.

ropanach 05-10-2011 10:43 PM

When the person in front of you turns on there signal a mile from there turn and comes to a complet stop counts to 3 and then turns with out adding fule and just Idles off the hiway.

cavediverjc 05-11-2011 12:04 AM

When daddy's got bling, but the chillin's aint got no choos....

Firemangully 05-11-2011 12:11 AM

You stumble across a Cherokee full of bullet holes in a riverbed.

PTWarrior66 05-11-2011 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Firemangully (Post 1232064)
You stumble across a Cherokee full of bullet holes in a riverbed.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Loved that story/picture

bc3_Jeep 05-11-2011 12:42 AM

Every CUTE girl is related to you in some manner......

redjeeper 05-11-2011 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bc3_Jeep (Post 1232086)
Every CUTE girl is related to you in some manner......

and your dating your sister. :rofl:

Bugsbb 05-11-2011 12:48 AM

They play horseshoes with toilet seats.

redjeeper 05-11-2011 12:50 AM

and the rest of the toilet is a flower planter in the front yard.

bc3_Jeep 05-11-2011 01:04 AM

Dating you sister is kinda like driving a Hummer.... yeah it FEELS good... but you would not want anybody SEEING you doing it.....

redjeeper 05-11-2011 01:07 AM

:rofl: :rofl:




When the only movie on tv is Joe Dirt. and on weekends its.. 24/7 monster trucks.

Bugsbb 05-11-2011 01:07 AM

Oh...wow....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

KidRock171 05-11-2011 01:10 AM

When everyone has rough country lifts

redjeeper 05-11-2011 01:18 AM

when driving your tractor on the street is just a normal event.

PTWarrior66 05-11-2011 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by redjeeper (Post 1232132)
when driving your tractor on the street is just a normal event.

Or driving behind one...or any other form of farm vehicle, I can't even identify them sometimes they're so big

jcf 05-11-2011 01:52 AM

When people walk their pet sheep on the road to your house? OMG I can't believe that happens!
Or......the town has a pumpkin chuckin' event every year

phoolish 05-11-2011 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by deathphoenix99 (Post 1231900)
the tires cost more than the truck.

haha thats my buddy 750 for his xj 900 for tire rims and beadlocks

phoolish 05-11-2011 06:43 AM

not my town but a town like 10 miles away
u might live in a hicktown when your high school has a 50 foot cinder block charcoal grill next to the track/ football field

seelye 05-11-2011 06:45 AM

when
90% of your roads are dirt.

you wave to every single person,jeep or not.

you say meet me on the corner,and they know wich one.

your friends live 3 counties away and its a ten minute drive

when you look around and see nothing but mountains

your neighbors have goats

deer are constantly in your back yard

every local channel looks like it was filmed in a basement

oh and when tires cost more than the house they roll under.

McKnett 05-11-2011 07:13 AM

Ouch...too close to home.

Passed the tractor and ended up in a parade behind a Southern States sprayer for 8 miles at his speed...sllooowwww.

And the favorite "Game of Chance" at fundraisers is betting on where on the football field the cow will drop her load. (I never win)

McKnett 05-11-2011 07:22 AM

...and the population sign on the way in to town is NOT an estimate.

Iceman 05-11-2011 07:24 AM

When I had to borrow my cousins yaris for a week and on the way back from work I was debating if I could drive it under the 4 wheel highboy in front of me to pass.

GREEN-MACHINE 05-11-2011 08:06 AM

when the local store is the gas station\ post office,\ police station\ fire dept\

seelye 05-11-2011 08:28 AM

when...
your from pennslyvania.

deathphoenix99 05-11-2011 08:44 AM

when....

You see more tractor wheels on trucks than on tractors.

ropanach 05-11-2011 08:52 AM

WherE they have to ask, IF I DEVORCE MY WIFE, WILL SHE STILL BE MY SISTER.

sevenservices 05-11-2011 08:56 AM

when a hummer is parked out in front of the trailer park.

deathphoenix99 05-11-2011 08:58 AM

When the car costs more than the home.

MCDavis 05-11-2011 10:01 AM

When there's only 1 burger place, and it's not a franchise.


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