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Old 05-06-2011, 10:29 AM
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What my wife says

My wife says that I'm treating my Jeep like it's my new girlfriend and that if it starts acting like "Christine" then it's over between us. I told the Jeep not to worry about it, she don't mean it. I hope!

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Do your wife in the back of the jeep to prove her wrong.

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Just Don't call it a threesome...
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Best idea I've heard all day.
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Don't suggest that your wife get a four inch lift so she can clear 38's.

Don't suggest going Bikini shopping, and then head for Bob's Off Road Supply.

And never, ever, suggest that you're going to need an aftermarket carrier for her spare tire.

Just trying to help.
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Mr. Clifford, you are a genius!
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Don't suggest that your wife get a four inch lift so she can clear 38's.

Don't suggest going Bikini shopping, and then head for Bob's Off Road Supply.

And never, ever, suggest that you're going to need an aftermarket carrier for her spare tire.

Just trying to help.
Most likely talk of a Hi Lift Jack under the rear bumper would probably not be well received.

I'm just saying....
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And when she's drinking that "RC" cola...don't mention anything about the SAGGING PROBLEMS with the "RC"s!
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Or anything about upgrading the headlights or trading up for a newer model.
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I wouldn't suggest any thing to do with Herculiner either.
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or how many miles are on her...er...it
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or how many miles are on her...er...it
It's not the miles, it's the number of different drivers.
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it's not the miles, it's the number of different drivers.
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My wife said that once .... I told her to take HER top off and drive me to work !
She shutup after that .
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Just rub her with some wax and a rag, stand back when you're done, and admire your job. Make sure your neighbors notice her in the driveway.

Don't let her catch you doing the same to the jeep.
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I guess trying to convience her to trim her fenders is out of the question too?
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Do you think suggesting some bondo to smooth out the surface and some touch up paint would be well received?
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Do you think suggesting some bondo to smooth out the surface and some touch up paint would be well received?
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I'd say somethin, but my wife is sittin here shaking her head.... so i will just say NICE
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I'd say somethin, but my wife is sittin here shaking her head.... so i will just say NICE
You let her out the back of the jeep?

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