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Old 07-01-2018, 01:35 AM
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YJ for sale on Facebook (funny add)

This YJ is for sale 3 hrs away from me. I am considering buying it just because of the add LOL. I actually am considering buying it because there is many good parts on it

1993 Jeep wrangler (YJ)

If you are looking for a “Barbie Jeep Mall-Crawler” then you, my friend, should keep looking, and stop reading now.

I will start by saying that this Jeep is looking for a Real Man (or a tough chick)! One that knows how to get their hands dirty and fix things!

You are not dealing with any ordinary cookie-cutter Jeep, son. This thing was forged in the fires of manliness. From the day I picked up this rolling chariot of awesomeness my life has never been the same. So winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep. If you are looking for a rice-burning hatchback with a coffee can exhaust, a solar-powered liberal-mobile, or even a Prius keep on looking my friend because this thing is a piece of Red and White Canadian machinery right here.

If you think you’re ready to park this panty-dropper out in front of your igloo, then buy this Jeep. When you buy this Jeep you better go get ready for some damn changes around your place ‘cause this sh*t will be happening.

What will be happening? Glad you asked!

More chest hair, you’re growing a beard, meat only diet, beavers for pets, you’re taking a job on an oil rig, your Jeep carries five kegs or an excessive amount of Two-Fours, catch more fish, wire bristled toothbrush, sex in the yard, sex in the garage, all male offspring, chiseled jaw line, not giving a damn, flesh turning to steel, higher salary, promotions, better looking wives, better looking girlfriends, more golfing, more killing stuff, more tools in your garage, Four Wheel Drive, attracting beavers, bon fires in the middle of the cul-de-sac, Craftsman Tools, welding stuff, digging holes, huge pieces of meat, BEAVERS!!

Need I say more?

No it doesn’t have A/C, but are you kidding me... Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way EH!

Doors off, Top down.

“What if it rains?”...You whiney b*tch! I told you to stop reading... Anyone who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin-melting acid rain, cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and polar bear guts.

But if you think you’re going to get to whip this moose... You better pony up eight grand in
Canadian Cash.

I am not selling you this Jeep unless you are clearly a pure-blooded Canadian Specimen, so don’t even think about it otherwise. Sorry not Sorry

If ad is up Jeep is still for sale, don't bother texting me "is it still available" if you do this I will swear out loud and hit delete. if this as is still up this motherf'er is still available. All low ball offers will be ignored, I can part it out for more. Don't bother sending me stupid messages asking me stupid questions that is already answered in this stupid ad.

I bet you want some details now…. Pffft fine

It’s a 1993 Jeep YJ you don't need to know anything other than this, this alone should be enough. the YJ is the jeep of the gods.

184377 km

4.0 liters of pure high output power

no tub rust! WHAT?!? a YJ with no tub rust? ya you read that right.

TONS of work done. This is an AMAZING jeep.

4.5 inch lift

Locked front and rear with ausie lockers

Posi-lok axle engagement

4.88 gearing just done with all new bearings in both axles

35" Mickey Thompson Baja TTC Claws with Allied bead lock rims (tires are pretty much brand new, only 2 trips out on them)

Rear ford 8.8 axle, Front Dana 30

Slip Yoke Eliminator with rebuilt double Cardin drive shaft,

new front driveshaft even has the sticker still on it

On board air with tank. (A/C convert) for inflating the tires when you air down)

Safari snorkel,

8500 RC winch with wireless and wired controllers

50 inch LED light bar, 2 side pod LED lights, 20 inch LED light bar on front custom bumper, reverse LED lights

Rear tire carrier with fullsize spare

Armored "Solid" brand front and rear DIff Covers

High output alternator

Cobra Bluetooth CB radio with fire stick antenna

CD player with USB input

New poly speakers in dash and sound bar

Custom dash switch panel

Comes with softop, half doors and bikini top

Recent work done

- complete fluid change (diffs, tranny, t-case, engine, brake, clutch)

- new ujoints (Spicers) in axles and drive shafts

- brand new unit bearings

- new axle seals front and rear

- new master clutch cylinder

- new exhaust manifold with gasket

- new valve cover gasket

- higher amp/high output alternator

- new starter

- new belt

Comes with a TON of spare parts (prob a good $500 plus worth). Have most in dewalt waterproof tough boxes for trail spares (will throw these in as well)

Parts and accessories that are sitting in a box,

e-fan with toggle switches.

2 inch body lift

Steering box skid plate

Tire deflators with adjustable psi

The only issue!!

syncros in 3rd gear are starting to go. definitely still derivable, only really has a bit of trouble getting into 3rd gear (small grinding) issue when the tranny gets really warm after driving for hours. Not really a big deal. Just being transparent. BUT!! if you act now I will throw in a spare AX15 I bought to swap in. Not a hard job to do. Prob a 12-15 pack job.

My biggest fear in life is I die and my wife sells all my Jeep parts for what I told her I paid for them
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Old 07-01-2018, 02:00 AM   #2
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Hah it reminds me of this ad some years back

1995 Rio Grande • 2.5L • AX-5 • 50,000 miles • Stock
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