[larphead]

take a small nut, like a 1/2, and place it on your stock front bumper on the black plastic part that says JEEP.

see how long it stays there ...lol

i was working on something in the garage awhile back and laid a nut there now it has been there for 2 weeks tomorrow. thru highway speeds, some fairly hard cornering, rough dirt gravel roads, even a bit of mudding i done the other day.

its amazing. its like its glued there.

 

[Scout]

I hate when I leave my nuts on the bumper.

 

[Mike001]

I stuck a possum on my grill guard and it stayed until I took it off because I started getting some weird looks

 

[activelydying]

gotta love the texans

 

[Scout]

Mike, didn't it stink??? No wonder you're selling it.

AD...ahh nevermind...

 

[activelydying]

truth hurts :flipoff:

 

[Scout]

Well there is something to be said about riding around with a varmit in yer grill.

 

[activelydying]

it's better when they're in the back

 

[Mike001]

Jesus tits, no it was already decomposed or whatever its called. The one we killed the other night at my friends stinks bad. It got coals and a crushed head then thrown into the pasture but I guess the wind was just right cause damn it stunk

 

[Scout]

... no it was already decomposed or whatever its called.

AD, what's it called? He's the death expert.

 

[activelydying]

i'm ok with decomposed

 

[Mike001]

Good cause I dont care I hate possums bunch of raunchy glorified rats.

 

[Mike001]

what the hell is gault's gulch?

 

[Scout]

Don't let him try to hook up any hoses to you Mike. AD's into that kinda stuff.

 

[Mike001]

Oh really AD? I am to, what kinda hoses you got? Scout stop trying to hide it you're doing a real poor job you probably got some hoses on right now.

 

[tiny terror]

There is something seriously wrong with the whole lot of you. Except for AD of course. He's completely normal, ain't you man??

 

[activelydying]

what the hell is gault's gulch?

it's from a book called Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

 

[Scotty355]

grill does have 2 meanings
1. front end of vehicle
2. barbque grill
coincidence? I think not

 

[amerijeep]

Flavor Flave adds an addiional meaning....

Also, so do Benson and Stabler.....

 

[rebelBullDawg325]

we killed an armadillo(possum on a half shell) last night while we was out **** huntin.... i can overnight that to ya if you wanna hang it from the grill guard for a while....forhos of yall up north that have never seen an armadillo b4, count yourself lucky. them things are hideous