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New member "Pitpens" just posted a thread that got me thinking...

What are some sentences that just never end well?

"I was drunk on eBay, and ...."

Maybe not quite up there with the classic: "here hold my beer and watch this..."

Add in yours!
 

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Well the other day my friends were over and I went to tell them a story about me playing a mean trick on our cat and began with, "Oh yeah...earlier I was in the bedroom f***ing with the cat and..."

I didn't get any further due to the "YOU DID WHAT WITH THE CAT IN THE BEDROOM?!" and screams of laughter...
 

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LOL . . . I'm sure you won't live that down for a while!!!


How about . . .

So last night I met this stripper at the bar . . .
 

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Ding ding ding . . . we have a winner . . . forget about "hold my beer and watch this" . . . that takes the cake:rofl:
QFT! :rofl:
 

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"So I decided to impress my girlfriend by driving into the lake to try out my new snorkel..."

:rofl: Ding, ding, ding! We have a Winner! :rofl:




But, this one time at band camp........
 

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twenty at hard labor
 
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