This won't take too long.....
Glad I inspired you...New member "Pitpens" just posted a thread that got me thinking...
What are some sentences that just never end well?
"I was drunk on eBay, and ...."
Maybe not quite up there with the classic: "here hold my beer and watch this..."
Add in yours!
Or when her friend slips that she's pregnant while you and all your/her friends are at the bar and giving her sh*t for ordering a Coke...and you're all running around cheering and announcing that you're gonna be a daddy and she turns around and says, "Honey...we need to talk..."2 months down the road, when she said: "Honey, you might wanna sit down for this ... I'm pregnant" ... :redface:
^That will never get old."So I decided to impress my girlfriend by driving into the lake to try out my new snorkel..."