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Am looking for new wife (age doesn't matter) with a 88 wrangler, 4.0 HO, lockers, lift, gears, recovery gear and sound bar/CD player.

Please send picture of Jeep............... ;-0
 

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Oh, Tiiiiinnnnnyyyyyy!
 

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Why you callin' me, Dare? Am I the forum bouncer now?

Ok Iquois, no pretending to chick shop when you're just looking for another jeep to be parked in your driveway.




(mine's an 05, Dare, and I have a great big guy who doesn't like to share)
 

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oooooops......

Why you callin' me, Dare? Am I the forum bouncer now?

Ok Iquois, no pretending to chick shop when you're just looking for another jeep to be parked in your driveway.




(mine's an 05, Dare, and I have a great big guy who doesn't like to share)
Busted....................my bad ;-(
 

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she'd have figured you out when you were sitting out with the two of them polishing.. the fenders all evening :p
OK, I'll bend the rules a little.........send picture of potential wife sitting in Jeep with top down.......jeep top of course ;-O
 

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If I can interject for just a minute.....

I've put considerable thought into this...

Average cost of courtship(<6 mos.) $728,426.59
Wedding (planned by bride): $852,459.99
Honeymoon (planned by bride): $128,768.59
Marriage Counseling: $15,234.00
Divorce: $154,695.00 plus court cost , not to mention half of your possessions.

Average cost of a 2007 WRANGLER RUBICON 2-DOOR 4X4 R Pkg (fully Loaded): $32,365

Without doing the math.....Just buy yourself a Jeep!:p
 

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You hang with some high maintenance women. Vegas, sign the paperwork, spend the three day weekend lit in a hotel. Can't help you with the counseling and court costs.
 

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You hang with some high maintenance women. Vegas, sign the paperwork, spend the three day weekend lit in a hotel. Can't help you with the counseling and court costs.
Oh My! Tiny where were you when I went through the divorce?
 

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was it??!?! did I say some magic word or something, cuz I'm in deep trouble if I did... :D

and so are you
Oh sure...the next thing you're gonna tell me is:
"It's not you...it's me" and "I hope we can still be friends!"

ROFLMAO:p :D

Thats ok...Some of us wear our scars on the INSIDE! :D
 

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You hang with some high maintenance women. Vegas, sign the paperwork, spend the three day weekend lit in a hotel. Can't help you with the counseling and court costs.
Wow, Tiny. I never pictured you as high maintenance. :p
I think our wedding, including rings, was about $100. His buddy, who acted as witness, bought us dinner afterwards then we drove home.;)
 

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Oh My! Tiny where were you when I went through the divorce?
Laughing at all the guys who fell for women who had to have a wedding that cost as much as a freaking house and needed to go some place with sandy beaches for a week afterward.


Oh sure...the next thing you're gonna tell me is:
"It's not you...it's me" and "I hope we can still be friends!"

ROFLMAO:p :D

Thats ok...Some of us wear our scars on the INSIDE! :D
No, it's totally you.


Wow, Tiny. I never pictured you as high maintenance. :p
I think our wedding, including rings, was about $100. His buddy, who acted as witness, bought us dinner afterwards then we drove home.;)
I'd rather just live in sin. Jewelry is high maintenace by the way.... rings, pfffttt.
 

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Lucky he didn't go for the chastity belt and the "she's mine" sign around your neck. :D
You mean that's not part of marriage?!?:eek:


Yeah, he knew better than to try something like that.:D
 

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We went shopping for her ring together. I was looking at the $150 rings, she asked "how about that $800 ring?". I saved for another month and got it. It's been bliss since, 20 years this year.

Funny, we seem to still shop like that.
 
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